Get the Thomasmug. the best dude ever. Tommy is an incredibly intellectual and interesting person. The best friend one could ever ask for
by wishyxxx July 19, 2021
Get the Thomasmug. 
Thomas is a child with a magnum dong (10 inches or more) who gets crushed on by dumb bitches (only one dumb bitch tho)
by Jackson Adams April 21, 2020
Get the Thomasmug. When a lady is on the last day of her period and has her nooks and crannies cleaned out by a big dick.
Damn, you gave me a Thomas English Muffin. Don’t even need a panty liner now. Looks like apple butter.
by SkidmarkParade January 13, 2022
Get the Thomas English Muffinmug. thomas: hey
me: shut up
thomas: oh my god is there ANOTHER national shut up thomas day?
me: yup! it’s october 20th, today! Shut Up Thomas Day 3!
thomas: why
me: shut up
thomas: oh my god is there ANOTHER national shut up thomas day?
me: yup! it’s october 20th, today! Shut Up Thomas Day 3!
thomas: why
by adorable6d September 23, 2020
Get the Shut Up Thomas Day 3mug.