Wet wooley

When you lick your finger and stick it in someone else's butt

Last night I gave John a wet wooley and now I have poop under my fingernail....

by Stickydixs July 18, 2019

wet quaint

An erotic term for a wet vagina.

Last night Chloe had such a wet quaint.

by Kiwii April 11, 2016

Wet Robert

The Wet Robert is when you wipe your ass but the toilet paper hits the toilet water and you unknowingly slap yourself in the ass with wet toilet paper.

God damnit, I need to be more careful, my asshole just met Wet Robert!

by Wspycrs July 17, 2018

Wet fudge

Wet fudge is when you are eating a girls ass and she poops and you bite it. Making it run down your chin like a wet piece of fudge.

“Bro, last night Debbie made wet fudge. It was fire”

by Dumbnut64 December 27, 2017

Wet Wendy

A Wet Wendy is the act of a wet willy but performed with a clitoris instead of a finger.

"I gave my girlfriend, so she one upped me with a wet wendy. I still can't get the moisture out."

by turbo_moisture January 28, 2020

wet-crane

When you urinate after ejaculating and your piss/cum slowly hangs down from the end of your dong like a crane.

'I was watching piss porn the other day and it was fuckimg rank'

'Agh, I bet the bloke was wet-crane like fuck!'

by Stankyjellyboob April 8, 2016

wet a ting

Wet a ting is lubing up a guys dick before you sit on it and make him explode inside your uterus or anus

Wow guys I had to wet a ting before I let him pound me

by Catsandpigeons March 12, 2017