Tard Sweater

A person who is called "Tardigan", in a reference to the nickname "Tard"

Tardigan rhymes with Cardigan. So it is a Tard Sweater.

by Jennacyde February 5, 2010

R tard syndrome

Someone who is a complete jerk off and an asshole. They lack no common sense and have major anger issues for no reason. They always make dumbass jokes and arent funny. They're probably high school dropouts and lack any social skills. They pay for only fans when porn is free. their dream is to be a rapper, but they're so dull like a stick has been rammed up their ass that they cant. and they always try and fight people but they are skinnier than aa twig and would snap in half

"that guy seems okay"
"No that guy has r tard syndrome, he dropped out of high school to be a SoundCloud rapper"
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"Biden isn't that bad of a president"
"bro he fell UP the stairs and gave the Taliban money, he's suffering from R tard syndrome"

by R6Gamergirl69 August 30, 2021

f-tard

The f-tard feels no pain, as we taste it (in the sense we mean), and is retard-strong, reducing internal microstate density. The stratification of f-tard order dictates a greater entropy (social degree of disorder) in the surrounding grand scheme. Respect for the "ultimate disabled" is an inversion. Wasted time is what really cripples us, what the time demon, entropy, inhabits and feeds on. The mind is what counts. Conscious awareness is the fourth dimension. Sharing graciously, owing a debt of gratitude for the health we enjoy, the cards we were dealt. I wasn't meant to live.

Fooling with the f-tard is like taking on a midget. You can't win

by Fanwood Watcher February 16, 2020

tard

The traditionally (ply) wooden portion of a skateboard's base.

That dude's snapped his tard in half while trying a 720 kamikaze flip on some stairs, yo!

by SuElTigre February 26, 2023

Tard

Contrary to popular belief, tard is not short for retarded. That is totally offensive. Tard is actually a combination of two words put into one. Tard is the words lard and turd put together. It's still an insult.

Girl - "You're an absolute tard!"

Boy - "What?! You jerk!"

tard lard turd

by The Universe in a Tube September 15, 2016

Tarded and Feathered

A form of corporal punishment preformed by a governing force. It is defined by the act of ruining someone's bad reputation. To change there image from greatly feared human to a intellectually disabled teddy bear.

He wouldn't conform so they Tarded and Feathered the Giant pos

by ButchNochance February 5, 2022

tard burglar

One who who steals the mentally disabled kidnapping them for personal and recreational use

Damn it the tard burglar struck again.

by BurglarMan February 8, 2023