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joe mama

a popular internet slang word used to creatively abuse the victims mom.
friend: joe who?
me: joe mama
friend: ToO fAr
by ayo69420 February 1, 2023
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Yo mama

Person 1: guess what

Person2: what?
Person1:I fucked yo mama

Person 2 : bffr
by Princess AhZani February 16, 2023
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Boy Mama

Young girl that will let older men fuck the for financial gain.
by Motley Sinner February 16, 2023
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Egg Mama

Eggs are mad expensive nowadays… I need me an egg mama. Kinda like a sugar mama, but sugar is still cheap.
Whole Foods got me broke, I need me an egg mama.
by Dixon butt February 18, 2023
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MAMA

sometimes used by a woman to manipulate another man while maintaining she didn't lie. She would tell the man her mom stopped by or she stopped by her mom's. An hour or hours later she would text, "MAMA just pulled out about two minutes ago."
by Christina's February 19, 2023
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Joe Mama's house

Well, let me tell you about Joe Mama's house, a real gem in Branson, Missouri. It's like a trove of "unique handcrafted designs" – or as we like to call them, "Meth Masterpieces" – courtesy of the one and only Tasha, the Meth Madam of the Night.

You walk in there, and you're scratching your head, wondering, "How on earth did they cram all this junk into one place?" Let me spill the beans. The secret ingredient here is none other than Meth! Yep, you heard me right, Meth! Tasha and her squad of Meth Monkeys are like Santa Claus on steroids, sneaking into local businesses and homes while you're counting sheep, just to swipe your stuff.

They haul it all back to Joe Mama's house, where a team of highly "tweaked out" individuals (and I don't mean they're just sipping on energy drinks) start stripping it down and slapping on a fresh coat of paint. It's like a makeover show, but instead of fashion, it's stolen goods getting a facelift.

So, if you're missing something, or you're pretty darn sure it's been swiped, don't call the cops just yet. Just mosey on down to Joe Mama's house, and chances are, you'll find your missing goods right there, between a "Painted" toaster and a "one-of-a-kind" lamp that probably once belonged to your grandma. Meth-tastic!
Joe Mama's House Definition
When I visited Joe Mama's house in Branson, Missouri, I couldn't help but laugh at the sheer madness of it all – it's like a meth-fueled episode of 'Antiques Roadshow' where Tasha and her gang of Meth Monkeys turn stolen goods into 'Meth-tastic' madness! Tasha and her gang of Meth Monkeys pull off heists on the sly, then work their magic to turn stolen goods into something 'new' to resell. So, if you've lost something or suspect it's been pinched, you might just find it at Joe Mama's house
by Demanding Leatherguy October 8, 2023
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Mama Lily

Mama Lily is the lewd Deathclaw and owner of the Wasteland backyard.

Member 1: you know mama Lily

Member 2: yeah she a hot
by Jaymin H. Cortez October 10, 2023
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