I received my electrolytes drinking water through my E-Straw.
by JimmyJames16 May 25, 2014
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"That dude said on Facebook that he'd kick any Muslim ass he could find, but I know his boss is a Muslim. He's got big E-cojones."
by Phillip McRowler February 9, 2017
Get the E-cojones mug.Sirens in Greek mythology are creatures at sea that allured sailors to the point of their demise.
Today, this essence is channeled via the internet. Many men succumb to the endless barrage of women (aka "e-sirens") that expose themselves inappropriately on the internet. Much like the sailors exposed to the sirens at sea, many current men lose their willpower in the process. Coomers are the result of guys succumbing to e-sirens.
Remember how in Blade Runner 2049 there was a pink hologram of a woman that encountered Gosling's character, K, near the end of the movie? Think of that as an e-siren. It can also just be an immodest woman on the internet that guys simp over.
Today, this essence is channeled via the internet. Many men succumb to the endless barrage of women (aka "e-sirens") that expose themselves inappropriately on the internet. Much like the sailors exposed to the sirens at sea, many current men lose their willpower in the process. Coomers are the result of guys succumbing to e-sirens.
Remember how in Blade Runner 2049 there was a pink hologram of a woman that encountered Gosling's character, K, near the end of the movie? Think of that as an e-siren. It can also just be an immodest woman on the internet that guys simp over.
guy #1: "Man, Ian became such a coomer. It's a shame he seems so lifeless."
guy #2: "Yeah, that what e-sirens and succubi can do to a man."
guy #2: "Yeah, that what e-sirens and succubi can do to a man."
by schizo.lounge September 15, 2023
Get the e-siren mug.to stalk another person you dislike via the internet through personal sites such as myspace, facebook, livejournal (etc) to gather personal information about them and thus proceed to mock them for being a despicable human being.
Hater #1-wow, erica is a slut.
Hater #2-wow, let's go e-cruise her, i hear there are pictures on facebook of her visiting her father in jail.
Hater #1-LOL
Hater #2-wow, let's go e-cruise her, i hear there are pictures on facebook of her visiting her father in jail.
Hater #1-LOL
by alex sandra January 22, 2009
Get the e-cruise mug.The total cost of buying something online once postage and packaging, insurance etc has been added to it
Curt : I bought a sick new tracky off the net from Hong Kong the other day, brand new, cheap as anythin mate!
Jack : Oh yeah what was the total E-mount?
Jack : Oh yeah what was the total E-mount?
by Jack Downes December 13, 2008
Get the e-mount mug.noun; a person who, when replying to a post, blog or status update they disagree with, will try to make the poster feel bad by making dismissive, flaming or relatively untrue comments about the initial post, stating their opinion, copying and pasting a large article or list from Wikipedia to prove their point, taking up large amounts of text space on the page in a self-important gesture and then summing up by making the poster feel stupid for having an opinion in the first place.
Joseph: "wants to know if Tom Cruise regrets destroying his career."
Matt: doubtful, his mind is kinda....gone
Carol: What career ....?
David: Oh stop Top Gun is still one of the coolest movies. And regardless of his personal breakdowns he is still an above average actor that has enough money to purchase a country.
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Magnolia (1999)
Eyes Wide Shut (1999)
Jerry Maguire (1996)
Mission: Impossible (1996)
Interview with the Vampire (1994)
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Far and Away (1992)
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Born on the Fourth of July (1989)
Rain Man (1988)
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The Color of Money (1986)
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Endless Love (1981)
How many movies have you been in?
Joseph: David? Stop being an e-douche.
Matt: doubtful, his mind is kinda....gone
Carol: What career ....?
David: Oh stop Top Gun is still one of the coolest movies. And regardless of his personal breakdowns he is still an above average actor that has enough money to purchase a country.
David: The Hardy Men (2013)
Mission: Impossible IV (2011)
Knight and Day (2010)
Valkyrie (2008)
Tropic Thunder (2008)
Lions for Lambs (2007)
Mission Impossible III (2006)
War of the Worlds (2005)
Collateral (2004)
The Last Samurai (2003)
Austin Powers in Goldmember (2002)
Minority Report (2002)
Vanilla Sky (2001)
Mission: Impossible II (2000)
Magnolia (1999)
Eyes Wide Shut (1999)
Jerry Maguire (1996)
Mission: Impossible (1996)
Interview with the Vampire (1994)
The Firm (1993)
A Few Good Men (1992)
Far and Away (1992)
Days of Thunder (1990)
Born on the Fourth of July (1989)
Rain Man (1988)
Cocktail (1988)
The Color of Money (1986)
Top Gun (1986)
Legend (1985)
All the Right Moves (1983)
Risky Business (1983)
Losin' It (1983)
The Outsiders (1983)
Taps (1981)
Endless Love (1981)
How many movies have you been in?
Joseph: David? Stop being an e-douche.
by RTLegerJR July 7, 2010
Get the E-douche mug.This is the sensitive spot of skin on the inner part of the elbow just over the median cubital vein. By orally stimulating this area through licking and mainly sucking, this is an atypical but highly effective method of foreplay.
“It wasn’t really in the mood, but your e spot game got my panties wetter than a baby beaver learning to swim”
by Mothballz May 21, 2022
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