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Ellis Jones

a holy russian jesus suporter / the holy russian jesus

and starter of the russian jesus cult
by the holy random kid November 13, 2020
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Jesus Jones - Right Here Right Now

This is one of the stupidest songs I’ve ever heard in my life. Like seriously who. the fuck cares. 1991 sucked ass. The 90s were really degrading. Apart from some of the music but it was a pretty horrible decade.
Whoever wrote “Jesus Jones - Right Here Right Now” should be shot
by WorseThanHitler November 18, 2020
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Indiana Jones style eggs

The achievable perfection of temperature with cooked eggs. It refers to that sweet spot when cooking fried eggs, right after the egg yolks become runny, but not solid either. A Golden gem of nectar only to be handled by those of the utmost respect for the meal. You gotta have the spirit of Indiana himself when coming correct to the kitchen! The perfect Golden nugget of goodness awaits those successful enough in attempting to make your eggs Indian Jones style.
How do you want your eggs sir? Indiana Jones style eggs betch!
by Indiana himself December 2, 2020
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Indiana Jones style eggs

The achievable perfection of temperature with cooked eggs. It refers to that sweet spot when cooking fried eggs, right after the egg yolks become runny, but not solid either. A Golden gem of nectar only to be handled by those of the utmost respect for the meal. You gotta have the spirit of Indiana himself when coming correct to the kitchen! The perfect Golden nugget of goodness awaits those successful enough in attempting to make your eggs Indian Jones style.
How do you want your eggs sir? Indiana Jones style eggs betch!
by Indiana himself December 2, 2020
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Indiana Jones Style Eggs

The achievable perfection of temperature with cooked eggs. It refers to that sweet spot when cooking fried eggs, right after the egg yolks become runny, but not solid either. A Golden gem of nectar only to be handled by those of the utmost respect for the meal. You gotta have the spirit of Indiana himself when coming correct to the kitchen! The perfect Golden nugget of goodness awaits those successful enough in attempting to make your eggs Indian Jones style.
How would you like your eggs sir? Indiana Jones style eggs betch!
by Indiana himself December 2, 2020
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Isabel Jones

Izzy is hard to describe, she’s such an amazing person and words can’t do her justice. She is kind and caring and always knows how to put a smile on your face. You can talk to her about anything and she won’t judge you or talk behind your back. She’s always there for you and is so incredibly loyal, she will endure your long rants and lectures and not run away when you yell or shout. She’s so nice to everyone but will also help you hide a body without asking questions. When you're sad she’ll try and help and if she can’t will sit with you while you die inside. She’s incredibly smart and even though she tries to deny it very talented. She’s amazing at sports and has a stunning voice, and even with these amazing talents she never brags and always helps her slightly less gifted friends. Izzy is such an awesome person and a pleasure to be around.
The Gif is her fave one that she uses all the time.
"Who's that?"
"That's Isabel Jones"
by Hufflepuffgirl2112 December 27, 2020
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Indiana Jones

The act of jumping off the kitchen table and landing you penis inside your sexual partners anus while they lay on the floor.
Bro you really pulled Indiana Jones at my party on my mother in a bunny costume?
by Straightpipenation January 10, 2021
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