Toilet paper

A currency that is used during coronavirus quarantine.

Family 1: Hey you got any hand sanitizer, we just ran out

Family 2: Yeah sure, 4 toilet paper rolls

by FartGarfunkel March 21, 2020

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Toilet Paper Ascot

Clamping toilet paper with your chin while beating off, making it accessible to clean up your huge load quickly.

A gentleman never forgets his toilet paper ascot when he comes……you spelled cum wrong.

by High Society October 28, 2012

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Wet by the toilet

When you take the biggest shit and right after that “plop” all hell breaks loose and then the water bounces back and gets inside of your asscrack

“I hate being wet by the toilet”

by Labradoodle 2190 November 4, 2023

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The act of putting a toilet paper roll vertical on the holder to show your gay lover he can sneak in when your wife is asleep tonight. This is an advanced move that needs at least a level 5 peeping Tom as the male mistress. Is common among boys/men names Chris that have long skinny dicks and gigantic mushroom tips. Beware.

Hey Tony look out for my “Vertical Toilet Paper” tonight ;).

Let Mo know he missed out on my “Vertical Toilet paper”

by Rufio171 February 22, 2018

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toilet paper

one of the most expensive things you can buy during the CoronaVirus because everyone is buying it.
you simply cant find it anywhere

For some reason people think wiping their ass is more important than eating or drinking

damn it i cant wipe my ass because everyone in the whole wold has bought all the toilet paper!!!

by TheWhitestIndian April 13, 2020

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