Sarah Jessica Parker

An ugly, useless, odd-eyed, actress, who is terrible at almost everything she does publicly. Her voice and reaction in acting is that of a 5 year old's. Her scream is terrible and very threatening. She is also getting older and older and older every hour of every day. It is believed she gets plastic surgery and Botox behind the eyes of the media.

Sarah Jessica Parker looks like a horse. Her head is shaped like a foot too!

by Raine tones August 17, 2011

Crank that Sarah Palin

Ejaculate all over Russia from your backyard.

"Let's crank that Sarah Palin."

"Now that's international relations."

by YouBetcha98 April 28, 2010

sarah catherine stafford

sarah seems to be a bitchy person but once you get to know her she is very nice and bubbly person she is extremely tall with brown hair hazel eyes she falls for bruised eyed men.

sarah catherine stafford the grinch/salmon/cheese the not fish

by surfer hippie gnarly bro August 29, 2019

Sarah Appreciation Day

Every January 11th is Sarah Appreciation day! Appreciate every Sarah that you know, and show her so much love!

Dude, go appreciate Sarah for being a good friend!
It’s Sarah Appreciation Day! She’s such an amazing best friend!

by TerribleRouge January 8, 2021

Swag Sarah Jane

Sarah Jane is very swaggy it’s true :)
She smell like poo
Everyone loves Sarah

She is cool
And her vibes are immaculate

“Sarah jane behan”

Hey Swag Sarah Jane

by Retep10 April 21, 2021

Sarah Lawrence College

Where kids are grinding hazelnuts at 2 a.m. You never call your teacher "professor." Where the weird kids in high school are considered normal and the normal kids are considered weird. You will walk in on your roommate having gay sex at any given point in the day... or night. The whole experience is devised as fuck.

Lesbian 1: Yo dude who are you writing about for your conference project in Underwater Basket-Weaving Through the Lens of Feminist Intersectionality in 1800's France?
Lesbian 2: Borg....
The one straight person on campus: These Sarah Lawrence College kids are fucking weird

by lesbianpantyslider69 October 5, 2022

Bully Sarah Day

Bully your friend named sarah day! Its the day you can bully your friend Sarah and she can’t do anything about it! Plus it’s because she likes british boy!!! Who likes british ppl am i right?!

Friend: It’s Bully Sarah Day!
Sarah: Oh no. Stop. Don’t bully me please!!!
Friend: Oh well too bad!

by WHATSGUD😊😊 August 8, 2021