California Slamdown

The act of randomly jumping on your sexual partner with enough inertia to cause the entire room to shake like an earthquake in California

Alright baby, get ready for the California Slamdown I’m bout ta cause a earthquake up in this bitch

by Retarded_stove May 16, 2019

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California Standoff

noun. When two people recognize each other from social media in real life but neither party will admit to recognizing the other.

Becky: I was in a California Standoff the other night at Nobu.
Allison: oh yeah, how’d you know?

Becky: cause I saw Abel watched my story yesterday and we made eye contact but we pretended like we don’t follow each other.

by The Plumber080 March 4, 2021

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California Affect

When Californians move to a city en masse and turn it into the next L.A.

My parents and all their friends are moving to Boise, because Idaho is like so L.A. (California Affect)

by Idaho208 December 3, 2021

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California Baseball

Inspired by the New York Giants and Brooklyn Dodgers relocating across the country in the 1950s, it’s a single sex session that takes two lovers from one corner of a house, apartment, or other dwelling to the opposite corner with no loss of penetration.

Tito and Rosa had tried every acrobatic position in the book, so last Saturday they challenged themselves to complete a game of California Baseball.

by Pod of Thunder February 19, 2024

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