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Tesla Sexual

A tesla sexual is a person who bought a brand new Tesla and cannot stop thinking or talking about, cannot get out of it and feels he is in a romantic and sexual relationship with his new vehicle that there is no place for another person in his life.
My buddy Karthik turned into a Tesla Sexual after purchasing his latest Tesla 3.
by Desi Bugger September 4, 2018
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Sexually salty

When you’re feeling sexual but you’re salty asf because you have no one that loves you
Man I’m feeling sexually salty. :(
by I_d_f_k_69 July 29, 2019
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Gary-Sexual

Gary-Sexual

The sexual practice of somebody who gets sexually aroused by old names eg 'Mary, Mandy, Frank'
by Tableclub October 10, 2019
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Gay-Sexual

When you don’t want a relationship with the same sex, but it’s the only sexual relations that turn you on. You want to have relationship and love with the opposite sex. So that makes you gay-sexual. Only gay in terms of the sexual aspect.
I’m gay-sexual, so no, he and I will never get married.
by Dwvinkysgirl May 7, 2018
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sexual zest

A man driving a car jerking off whilst eating a lemon right before he cums he has a heart attack
One mans sexual zest is another mans 20 car pile up.
by sugargirrl420 July 5, 2016
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sexual crucifixion

A type of sexual act involving five members (fivesome) in which, classically, a man is pinned down with arms outstretched by four women - one receiving cunnilingus, one receiving vaginal intercourse, and two are fingered by each of the man's hands, thus effectively fastening him to the bed or floor.

Traditionally, this act continues until the man is on the brink of death, at which point he should cry out, "It is finished!", orgasm one final time, and then die.

Though unconventional, it is acceptable for a woman to be subjected to sexual crucifixion, or for men to take the role of pinning the martyr, in which case anal sex, tribadism, fellatio, and handjobs may be substituted for the original acts.
"Did you hear that Paul was sexually crucified last night? I heard he died with a smile on his face."
"No way! I can't believe he found four girls to do it with."
"I know. What a legend. Talk about going out with a bang."
"No kidding. I hope someday I get the chance to get in on a sexual crucifixion."
by Misteur E January 13, 2020
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Sexual Retard

See: definition of 'fruitnigger'.
They got "married" to each other because they have no experience with the opposite sex and/or refuse any sexually mature development or relationships, so they decided to become sexual retards.
by molestedBYAfruitnigger August 15, 2020
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