A tesla sexual is a person who bought a brand new Tesla and cannot stop thinking or talking about, cannot get out of it and feels he is in a romantic and sexual relationship with his new vehicle that there is no place for another person in his life.
by Desi Bugger September 4, 2018
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The sexual practice of somebody who gets sexually aroused by old names eg 'Mary, Mandy, Frank'
The sexual practice of somebody who gets sexually aroused by old names eg 'Mary, Mandy, Frank'
by Tableclub October 10, 2019
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Get the sexual zest mug.A type of sexual act involving five members (fivesome) in which, classically, a man is pinned down with arms outstretched by four women - one receiving cunnilingus, one receiving vaginal intercourse, and two are fingered by each of the man's hands, thus effectively fastening him to the bed or floor.
Traditionally, this act continues until the man is on the brink of death, at which point he should cry out, "It is finished!", orgasm one final time, and then die.
Though unconventional, it is acceptable for a woman to be subjected to sexual crucifixion, or for men to take the role of pinning the martyr, in which case anal sex, tribadism, fellatio, and handjobs may be substituted for the original acts.
Traditionally, this act continues until the man is on the brink of death, at which point he should cry out, "It is finished!", orgasm one final time, and then die.
Though unconventional, it is acceptable for a woman to be subjected to sexual crucifixion, or for men to take the role of pinning the martyr, in which case anal sex, tribadism, fellatio, and handjobs may be substituted for the original acts.
"Did you hear that Paul was sexually crucified last night? I heard he died with a smile on his face."
"No way! I can't believe he found four girls to do it with."
"I know. What a legend. Talk about going out with a bang."
"No kidding. I hope someday I get the chance to get in on a sexual crucifixion."
"No way! I can't believe he found four girls to do it with."
"I know. What a legend. Talk about going out with a bang."
"No kidding. I hope someday I get the chance to get in on a sexual crucifixion."
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They got "married" to each other because they have no experience with the opposite sex and/or refuse any sexually mature development or relationships, so they decided to become sexual retards.
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