pot doctor

A doctor who evaluates your issues, whatever they may (or may not) be, and declares that yes indeed sir or ma'am you are entitled to some medical marijuana as the cure for what ails you, and gives you a scrip, and then off you go to the dispensary.

Ya know, it's funny how the pot doctor didn't examine my eyes at all, but still wrote me a scrip saying that I need pot for glaucoma.

by Klendathu_Jones July 17, 2016

pot hotspot

that skeleton holding a phone from steal a brainrot

I stole a pot hotspot

by yowut November 13, 2025

Pot hole

a saggy grandma ass.

Guy 1: bro she lookin thicc.

Guy 2: no bro she just got pot holes.

by D3MoNEyS666 April 10, 2020

Pot stirrer

Slim

subject x: "my dad passed away"

slim (pot stirrer): "explains the fatherless behaviour

by cabbagebitch January 27, 2023

penis and pot

The two things in this world that guarantee eternal happiness.

My life was shitty. Now, it's perfect. I'm rich and loving life all because of penis and pot!

by Penelope the Pasquinian December 2, 2017

Asian Pot

Chad person who always goes to Belgium when he should be playing 2014 games. He's Moist Critical but Asian

"Pot are you feeling okay, do you need a blanket?"
"Asian pot carries in aba."

by Iphikrates July 22, 2022

Weinstein a potted plant

Masturbating in an inappropriate manner, usually without the consent of another person in the room.

Matt Lauer was fired likely because he bragged about how he Weinstein a potted plant with his female assistant nearby.

by Chazz de Plume December 1, 2017