my piss

British alternative to saying my bad.

My piss mate, I forgot about your birthday

by ddb92d December 8, 2009

PISS FLAPS

The feminine way of directing urine toward the bowl.

She sat, and her piss flaps chattered

by jadio u no August 14, 2003

piss-ups

the act of doing 10 push-ups right after going pee.
drunk people need to do more push-ups and when you drink you pee a lot!

guy 1: Dude i have to take a fat piss!
guy 2: Dont forget to do your piss-ups
guy 1: im going to be riped by the end of the night!

by DanTheMan2010 July 6, 2010

squirt of piss

A unit of measurement used to describe very small increments of concern. A tiny amount.

"I don't care one squirt of piss whether you want to go drinking tonight or not. We're going."

by Roger DeCoster September 26, 2005

Cat Piss

something that comes out of the end of a cats tiny cock

there is cat piss on the floor

by NegroNinja45 August 17, 2018

piss flaps

Old saggy vadge lips or abnormally huge labia majoras; mythical cunt lips on women of loose morals. Piss Lips are what most busted old whores end up with in the putird old age of 60 and up...

Your mothers piss flaps are a dark black on the outer edges, blending into a dark brown going in and finally a rashy-pink at her sad dry entrance.

She needs to stop pissing in the river, her piss flaps will catch parsitic cheese!

by Blu Finger April 6, 2008

piss up

A term for getting drunk. Generally a term used by under 18s who think they're cool on facebook. Photos are taken at the event, in which the teens are holding large cans of energy drinks, carefully positioned to look like a can of beer.

Person 1: we better stock up on red bull for our piss up, so we can look cool on facebook

Person 2: good idea, make sure you turn round the cans in the photos so it looks like we're actually getting drunk

by you_are_a_noob July 2, 2009