A very feral and hori New Zealander that spends spare time lurking around in the bush not really achieving much.
Child: what’s that man doing in the bush Dad?
Farther: don’t look son, ignore him....It’s a Hori Punga Person
Farther: don’t look son, ignore him....It’s a Hori Punga Person
by Hori Punga Person August 31, 2018
Get the Hori Punga Person mug.Also known as MPD. This is a disorder occurring in children or adolescents that transition from a Montessori school to a traditional school. There are 2 types.
Symptoms:
- lack of understanding social cues
- lack of math skills
- lack of general content knowledge (ie history, science)
- difficulty making friends
- trauma
- Type 1 specific symptoms: aggressive and or violent patterns of behavior, anger issues, overly literal thinking
- Type 2 specific symptoms: social withdrawal, social anxiety, overly abstract thinking
Treatment: rehab
Outlook: patients usually make a full recovery within 3-6 years if they have proper interventions.
Symptoms:
- lack of understanding social cues
- lack of math skills
- lack of general content knowledge (ie history, science)
- difficulty making friends
- trauma
- Type 1 specific symptoms: aggressive and or violent patterns of behavior, anger issues, overly literal thinking
- Type 2 specific symptoms: social withdrawal, social anxiety, overly abstract thinking
Treatment: rehab
Outlook: patients usually make a full recovery within 3-6 years if they have proper interventions.
Psychologist: “I’m so sorry I have to have this conversation today, I always hate telling such devastating news to parents.”
Parent: “does my kid have brain AIDS?”
Psychologist: “worse, your son suffers from Montessori Personality Disorder, my condolences.”
Parent: “does my kid have brain AIDS?”
Psychologist: “worse, your son suffers from Montessori Personality Disorder, my condolences.”
by Sacredfart February 19, 2023
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Their characteristics resemble those of a golden retriever.
Some typical traits include: being extroverted and loving people, very energetic and optimistic, smiling a lot, described as funny/goofy
Their characteristics resemble those of a golden retriever.
Some typical traits include: being extroverted and loving people, very energetic and optimistic, smiling a lot, described as funny/goofy
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Well probably the person i wrote this for (az im looking at u)
Someone that's on an undeniable and beyond understandment of nice and accepting of other people
Well probably the person i wrote this for (az im looking at u)
Someone that's on an undeniable and beyond understandment of nice and accepting of other people
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Joe: Josh did you talk to Vanessa
Josh: I talked to Vanessa but it wasn't worth it because she has hot girl personality.
Josh: I talked to Vanessa but it wasn't worth it because she has hot girl personality.
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