owned

to be corrected

psycho41: i love teh house i am in
a is die: the*
a is die: OWNED!

by various administrator January 2, 2004

ownage

Apart from the definition of kicking someones butt, it can also be used on myspace as a way to virtually "own" someones picture, you leave a comment saying something like "can i own?" then on the caption of that photo your name would be placed on it e.g. Emily owns!

random guy commenting--"Yo dude cool picture can i have ownage?"
owner of the space--*changes the caption to "random guy owns"*

by lilemmaleebabee May 24, 2007

kg owns you

A famous runescape character who is the best pker that owns.
The best pker in a game called runescape that owns your ass}.

Kg Owns You is the best pker in a game called runescape.

by kg ftw January 19, 2008

Own3d

The state of a severely damaged object that has been struck by another (usually) moving object. The extent of the damage of the own3d object is far greater than the damage of the object hitting it. When the object refers to a vehicle, the own3d vehicle is usually struck in the rear, except when tow bars are fitted or the vehicle in front was built before about 1970.

- That car has been own3d by a truck
- Satri's front end was own3d by my tow bar
- The Laser was own3d by the parked Valiant
- The STOP sign was own3d by the old man who is half blind

by The Bearded Donkey September 27, 2003

owned

see osek

owned, mother fscker!!!!!!!!!!!!!1111

by megabitch February 2, 2004

ownage

Someone who "thinks there Elite or 1337" but get there vids deleted because they think there better than everyone and can overrule who they want. Obviously they dont listen to their friends who advise them not to and they still do it. Its unbelievable that these people continue to think there better than everyone and everything such as Youtube.

Dex: Im going to put up a vid of my friend's reaction of him watching a horse dick!

Christian: I dont think you should do that...

*Youtube deletes video*

Christian: OWNAGE!

by Chris Chaplin November 4, 2008

I owned myself

What one says after intentionally bashing his\her self. See Parasyte.

Person 1: OMFFG! Did you see what Parasyte wrote about himself?!
Person 2: OMFFFFG!!! SO FUNNY!

by Parasyte January 28, 2003