Live

‣ Noun

- the truth

‣ “On a live?”

- Are you being serious?

Commonly replaced with “Vli” as an alternative.

Commonly used as a slang word in Zimbabwean Schools.

- “you’re capping”
- “Jaq I’m tuning the live (or “vli”).”

by some dwass oan April 19, 2024

live

when you're having a great time with your contemporaries, or you want to describe a lit ass moment.

ayo nav last night was mad live cuz

by kentuckynav August 04, 2020

slime live

A cancerous toxic chat on youtube. Created by a bitch named violet who tells people to kill them selves 24/7. roleplay central. DONT GO ON IT PLEASE SAVE YOUR INNOCENCE

someone nice on the slime live: my nana died :(
violet: i hope you die like she did uglyFag

by suckaDickNigg April 12, 2018

Living Sansjob

A blowjob given to a receiver by a living skeleton, usually reanimated by a mage or warlock.

Hey did you hear John went to Louisiana to get a Living Sansjob?

Oh fuck again?

by sansjobboy69 October 01, 2020

Live Music Askhole

ASKHOLE: The person who wants to request songs of you WHILE you are performing live music.

noun Vulgar.
Slang.
a stupid, mean, or contemptible person.

adjective
Slang. stupid, mean, or contemptible.

This drunk LIVE MUSIC ASKHOLE not only screamed requests for a completely non-related genre of music (ex: band currently playing Howling Wolf and LIVE MUSIC ASKHOLE is screaming for Dave Matthews Band) while the singer songwriter bandleader musician multi-instrumentalist did his best to not make eye contact, she actually tried to grab the microphone out of his hand. When escorted away from the stage she is livid, mumbling and cursing as if she has been wronged.

by tiacorinnahd June 19, 2018

Live In Excess

Miraculously the single greatest phrase ever created, created by the single greatest man ever created (no not by god; created by a little miracle some people call s*x or int*rcourse) to sum up the indubious eventual aim of the beautifully beautifying human condition -

to "LIVE IN EXCESS"

"Uhhh I'm not sure if I'm gonna go to the party man"
"What is up with you dude? Have you forgotten to LIVE IN EXCESS?"
"Of course. I'm sorry bro, I lost myself for a second there. I gotta follow the teachings of the legendary AVW"

by Live in Excess September 25, 2022

Child Lives

Ooooh! So the threat to child lives wasn't doing it for you.

Hym "So the child lives you didn't have a problem with but you YOU life is where you draw the line? That. Is. Fucking. Hilarious. Ha!"

by Hym Iam May 16, 2025