noob

The word used by people who know that in reality they are pros but are afraid to admit it.

Yesterday Mark said he was a noob. I laughed knowing he would get 100% in the marketing test.

by Happy daddy November 26, 2020

Noob

this type of word is for the gamers or something
it tells you that your a newbie or beginner

Hey You are a Noob

by Dirpious February 24, 2017

noob

The non-binary/enby term for boob. (see also, moob)

That's a nice noob you got there, can I see the other?

They've got some good noobs.

by GoddessOfHappiness September 28, 2021

Norris the noob

He usually sucks on nuts or jacking off the fluffy black anal while jacking off to shaqs knee

Norris the noob

by HiMOMXXX October 27, 2015

Noob

Noob is someone who not know how to do something and they keep on ask questions or they just IDK how to do stuff

Guy 1: Hello random dude
Guy 2: How to play this and what u do with this and why u do this and how u do this etc...
Guy 1: Bruh u noob
Guy 2: What is a noob
Guy 1: *screams*

by TheRobloxLemonDemonGamer September 17, 2022

BikeRace Noob

A bike racer who falls of hhis bike into the finish line and asks the crowd if he won the race.

Commentator Tower
Commentator 1: Here we are at the finish line of of the Tour De' France.
Commentator 2: here we are two war tie- Number 293: Ryan Adams, and Number 257: Scott Danels.
Commentator 1: Bad News! It looks like 293 is losing control!

Commentator 2: He just falled into the finish line!
Commentator 1: Lets Go to Commentator 3, Linda Furray.

Finish Line
Commentator 3: Linda Furray here on the finish line as number 293, Ryan Adams just lost control and fell onto the line. Ryan do you have anything to say or ask?
Ryan Adams-293: Did I win?
Commentator 3: Sorry to say but these 3.8 Million People, Ryan Adams is a BikeRace Noob.

-----Extra-----
ESPN Commentator: Here we are as we see the top 5 racers results in the Tour De' France
Scott Daniels-257: 1st
Robert Murray-786:7th
Evan Clay-983:23rd
Frangie Rojers-924:874th
Ryan Adams-293:1,978th
Ryan Adams was acting like a BikeRace Noob.
This concludes ESPN Live

by ICanTStanDYoU1399 June 15, 2011

noob

one who is p'wned. see also newb

peter is a noob at world of warcraft

by Al Downes November 9, 2008