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by noob1423 May 14, 2018
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Noob

A dumbass that places 99 place on fornite
Alexis how did u get 99 u fucken noob
by Johann_2004 May 18, 2018
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noobs

people who cant play games such as Minecraft and roblox
you guys are noobs
by isseihyoudou December 19, 2017
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Noob

A sexually abused individual, a new player in a game, a bad player in a game
This kid is such a noob, he doesn't even know how to make a house
This kid is such a noob, he doesn't even know how to syntax a proper sentence
by AntonarosTrelaras101 December 27, 2017
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a "noob" is very similar to a goon, wasteman or simply just a reject.

The last to be informed of motives, link ups etc and usually is a wanna be roadman but still lives with his mum.

Can be referred to as a neek because they think they know too much.

A basic tag-along.
"you're such a fucking noob brev"

"he's the noob of the mandem"

"nah allow it noobs are booky still yna"
by og bossman January 2, 2018
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Noob Camper

Someone who stands on magical tiles wearing a hat, while taunting his enemies by constantly moving on the spot and refusing to leave his perch above the tiles.
Loser: Ugh, you’re such a NOOB CAMPER!
by BillyMcSaggyTits May 3, 2018
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bush noobs

1. (in reference to League of Legends) A player who does not have the ability to land skills shots. This inability to land skill shots means that they stay inside of bushes in order to surprise the enemy with their skill shots which they will often times still fail if the enemy has any dodge mechanics at all. Bush noobs are quite good at the bronze level since most bronze players lack the ability or the brain power to recognize an incoming nidalee spear and simply step to the right or left of it. There are even players mostly noob level ashes who see the spear and walk closer to it taking damage and most likely killing themselves.

2. (in reference to coitus) A man or woman who is not used to going down on someone with a fully grown bush and ends up finding it hard to perform cunnilingus because of said unkempt bush. They will often times get hair into their mouths and give up half way through leaving their partner dissatisfied.
1. Dude i can not believe that our ashe walked straight into the nidalees spear every single time i mean how can you not be embarassed after dying to a bush noob so many times. That ashe should just uninstall the game i mean like seriously lol.

2. Oh my god girl he just would not go down on me i mean he went down once and then came back up saying he needed to breath and that i needed to set fire to my jungle i mean like come on there is nothing but freaking bush noobs in this town.
by Rain Weaver September 13, 2017
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