And a last reminder for today folks, don’t forget that tomorrow is national bring your foreskin to work day
by TicklyRicky April 27, 2019
Get the National bring your foreskin to work daymug. Recent studies show that after leaving your 9-5, the most optimal way to spend your evening is eating Chipotle and getting a blowjob. This is statistically shown to increase levels of serotonin, endorphins, dopamine, and oxytocin.
Person 1 - Hey man, are you executing the optimized weekday after-work game plan?
Person 2 - Of course brother. I'm picking up 2 orders of chipotle at 6. Girlfriend is coming over at 6:30!
Person 2 - Of course brother. I'm picking up 2 orders of chipotle at 6. Girlfriend is coming over at 6:30!
by iMonkeyBIZ February 9, 2020
Get the Optimized weekday after-work game planmug. The special day of taking a plane specifically a Boeing 747 into your preferred workspace on the 11th day of September each year. The most memorable sites was the World Trade Centre, Pentagon, A random Field in Pennsylvania and somewhere else I can't exactly remember.
Hey Jim! Did you know tomorrow is Take your plane to work day?
Jim: Sweet! I'll ask my Dad to let me fly his Boeing 747 into work!
Jim: Sweet! I'll ask my Dad to let me fly his Boeing 747 into work!
by BigFatShlong69420 April 26, 2021
Get the Take your plane to work daymug. Can you cover for me at Madame Soixante-Neuf's tomorrow?? I need a day off; I've been working like a Japanese prisoner of war.
by Maj. Lanny Phipps March 5, 2021
Get the Working like a Japanese prisoner of warmug. by realgamersus January 4, 2022
Get the among us sus 2021 workingmug. by ry 2 November 8, 2022
Get the national take your girlfriend to work daymug. A state of being when one is too hungover to go to work, but is too broke to have being able to afford alcohol in the first place.
1. Rob: Is Tom coming in today? He is 3 hours late.
James: No, he called in. He is hungover.
Rob: I thought he was broke
James: He is! Maybe he sold his plasma TV for a 5th.
Rob: Too Broke to Drink Too drunk to work! Damn.
2. Jerry: Hey Tom, wanna get crunk tonight?
Tom: Hell yeah! I'll go turn in my pop bottles and forget my electric bill until next week! I've been dying to burn those candles!
James: No, he called in. He is hungover.
Rob: I thought he was broke
James: He is! Maybe he sold his plasma TV for a 5th.
Rob: Too Broke to Drink Too drunk to work! Damn.
2. Jerry: Hey Tom, wanna get crunk tonight?
Tom: Hell yeah! I'll go turn in my pop bottles and forget my electric bill until next week! I've been dying to burn those candles!
by Dyzfunctionz December 17, 2008
Get the Too Broke to Drink Too Drunk to Workmug.