The man/women/demon that always manages to obliterate all porcelain devices he/she/they lay eyes on.
by Texasboontampa April 3, 2020
Get the Dump Lordmug. Best MCPE Legit. He Takes Less Kb Than The Best Player, "uyv". He Literally Solos The Whole Sumo And SW Comm. He's a Hive Goat And Too Good.
by kowexe December 13, 2023
Get the Lord Crsemug. In a bookshop, "Hi, can I have a newspaper please.....oh and can I just check what versions of lord of the rings books you have please?"
" Sorry I have obsessive lord of the rings disorder"
" Sorry I have obsessive lord of the rings disorder"
by Dazzapkb January 28, 2022
Get the obsessive lord of the rings disordermug. J Mack: Aye look at dis lil thot I fw..
Fatty: she de-….das a… nvm
J Mack: dis a wha?
Fatty: you slacking folks
J Mack: lord I’m finna smack tf out you g”
Fatty: yea ight.. but imma keep it 100 wit you that’s a whole man shorty
J Mack: oh what, put that on sum.
Fatty: on moo moo head
J Mack: ………. Igh, grab pole
Fatty: Roger that. * smiles
The end
Fatty: she de-….das a… nvm
J Mack: dis a wha?
Fatty: you slacking folks
J Mack: lord I’m finna smack tf out you g”
Fatty: yea ight.. but imma keep it 100 wit you that’s a whole man shorty
J Mack: oh what, put that on sum.
Fatty: on moo moo head
J Mack: ………. Igh, grab pole
Fatty: Roger that. * smiles
The end
by Sashasakks September 29, 2023
Get the Lordmug. Someone who likes to think they are an honorable, high born, noble being but actually just fucks off and sharts themselves on the low. He thinks people don't know but everyone can see that's he's really just a chronic sharter
"Wow jimmy really thinks he's all that with his BMW but he really looks like a Lord Sharquad with that stank face. "
"Tammy thinks she's all that but she is such a Lord Sharquad. We can smell ur shit stench from a mile away Tammy.
"Tammy thinks she's all that but she is such a Lord Sharquad. We can smell ur shit stench from a mile away Tammy.
by Apacker101 February 21, 2018
Get the Lord sharquadmug. by motnahpychtilg February 24, 2021
Get the Lord Vanadukemug. 