by anonymous November 20, 2023
Get the JORDANmug. Like the river, long and gangly. A Jordan is a Humanoid that can be heard amongst Gyms listening to the heaviest of metal while screaming "lightweight" and random passers by and releasing toxic fumes to deter predators, often making them uncomfortable and forcing them to leave the area they're training in. This gives the Jordan a larger area to train in where he boasts about doing Squats and never missing leg day, although his legs still look very "meh".
I was training over in the free weights but then this guy dropped a protein fart like an absolute Jordan.
by FSGremlin February 26, 2021
Get the Jordanmug. One funny ass kid. Is sometimes referred to as Kevin Hart the comedian, although some might believe that Jordan is funnier than infamous comedian. Plays Roblox and Minecraft for a living. Tells many funny jokes on the daily. When one tells an unfunny joke, just call them a Jordan Popovski.
by ginderxd June 25, 2019
Get the Jordan Popovskimug. 
by Jordarr8994 November 23, 2021
Get the Jordanmug. by Flowerpower135 September 2, 2016
Get the Jordansmug.