1) The Holy River in which Jesus was Baptized.
2) A fiery but kind soul. He has the best smile and the purest blue eyes. He loves fiercely until you push him past his threshold. Then he tears you to pieces like a ravenous wolf, and leaves you in his wake.
2) A fiery but kind soul. He has the best smile and the purest blue eyes. He loves fiercely until you push him past his threshold. Then he tears you to pieces like a ravenous wolf, and leaves you in his wake.
Them: What happened between you and Jordan?
Me: Jordan pulled a Mr. Darcy. I waited in the sunrise, but he never came back for me, across the dewey sun-laden field in the morning.
Me: Jordan pulled a Mr. Darcy. I waited in the sunrise, but he never came back for me, across the dewey sun-laden field in the morning.
by The one girl who died May 03, 2022
an incredibly cute and hilarious guy that always knows how to put a smile on your face. he’s very athletic and attracts all the ladies. just by the way of his words he can make you fall for him instantly. his smile makes you blush. He’s really goofy and a bit clumsy at times. But Jordan’s are really good at listening when you need someone. You could talk to him for hours. But he might fall asleep on you because he’s such a hard worker. He loves and cares for his family so much. Hes willing to do whatever it takes to put a smile on your face. He’s definitely dad material. Despite his past he looks at the bright side of things. Jordan’s can be a bit cheesy but really know how to flirt. Jordan’s are an amazing best friend/boyfriend. If you have a Jordan in your life, KEEP THEM!!
by Brooklyn;))) April 07, 2019
An absolute nigger faggot with puffy hair and he is super tall. White like mayo and trash at fortnite
by Morosis999 April 02, 2022
A boy who tends to like to be cucked in relationships. He’s a total Dom and cant help but to set himself up to be cucked each time.
Jordan: Where have you been?
Girl 1: With some of my guy friends
Girl 1: Is it okay That I can bring it over sometime??
Jordan: Sure I guess...
Girl 1: With some of my guy friends
Girl 1: Is it okay That I can bring it over sometime??
Jordan: Sure I guess...
by Bamboolicqourice2000 July 05, 2018
A Jordan is a short, chubby, boy who thinks he is all that. They thinks they're the cats meow. He often uses trends past their due date and says the phrase, "hey, thats illegal!" He always sounds like a complete retard. He has a very small weenie.
by KoolPantsBro June 11, 2019
Jordan is typically a dumb cunt, Is the SSO and will stop at nothing to tell everyone he’s the SSO when In uniform Jordan stinks and can not wear it properly.
by Yahboi69696969 April 01, 2019
Jordan has the biggest weiner in all of history, and yes you guessed it it’s even better than Maikas. They’re dick is so massive women bow down and praise the all powerful Jordan
by NotJordanshh December 10, 2021