jordan

jordan is a dick sucker who doesn't know how to fucking keep it in his pants and needs to get fucking nuderderd.💅💋
"ugh that bald boy look like a jordan."
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Daddy: hey Jordan what are you

Jordan: I am a jonina lover
by Big dende March 19, 2021
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A Jordan is someone who is very popular. She is usually a dancer and is very devoted to her school work. She is a great friend but if she is your enemy you better watch your back. She loves uggs and Starbucks. When you see a Jordan do not let her go
Order up for Jordan Latte” , “ That’s me!”
by Flipper246 May 25, 2019
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A word a coon made on tiktok to get white ppl validation.
This Jordan Mad
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Jordan.

Name of a guy that is usually attracted to tailyn
Jordan. Cherish, you dont find tailyn sexy
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A Jordan is an amazing and loving person.They are usually good in sport and have a good time wherever they go,a Jordan wil always make you laugh and they are easy to fall in love with. Jordan's have huge dicks but not all of their friends know this and they dont go around telling everyone. If you eger get thet chance to be with a Jordan you are very lucky and you would wish to have sex with him every night
Person 1:is your dick small
Person 2:no he is a Jordan
by Lover girl 222 November 23, 2021
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Jordan is typically one of the few male creatures with a unreasonably large log between his beefy thighs, they say all Jordan's have their 3rd leg measured with a trundle wheel by the age of 11. by the age of 17 their cock is incredibly destructive as the force it gathers with its swings is so insurmountable that anyone in its way will perish. due to the amount of blood circulating through this log of theirs there heart has to work overtime, meaning they will die an early death, which if didn't happen civilization as we know it will most certainly collapse and fall under the supremacy of all of the Jordan cocks circulating through the cock economy.
Wait is that guy a Jordan? how old is he?
'17'
fucks sake we are done for.
by JordanCultFollower May 22, 2022
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