sarah johnson

Sarah johnson looks like some ugly ass version of dobby. don't give her a sock tho.. ugly ahhhhhs

sarah johnson.. yeah..

by emilyturnerr October 16, 2020

dwayne the rock johnson

hes a rock

dwayne the rock johnson = big daddy ;))

by Melvin. Not Sophia. Melvin. August 30, 2022

marcell service-johnson

He is an amazing person and will always be.He is good at football and very soft.He keeps his best friends close to his heart and never lets go of them.If you have a Marcell Service-Johnson in your life dont let him go so easily

Your so nice like a Marcell Service-Johnson

by Unknown643567 December 3, 2017

earlobe johnson

any lenny face with "{ }" brackets

Bro 1: Bro my dildo gave me gonorrhea

Bro 2: {*3* (earlobe johnson)

by klfgs77 August 4, 2020

Jimmy johnson

A man putting shit into a pussy and then fucking her making the shit over the phallus. The girl then proceeding to lick the shit off of the phallus

She was so dirty she ate it like a Jimmy Johnson

by FrankenShitter6969 October 7, 2022

unibrow johnson

When your underwear gets between your butt cheeks aka a wedgie

Ew Hope is trying to pick out her unibrow Johnson.

by Utility leader March 4, 2019

Rian Johnson

Director and writer of great films such as Knives Out. Also the subject of hatred that goes to such personal level by Star Wars fanboys (not fans, but fanboys) just because he wrote and directed The Last Jedi, which was doomed from the beginning, regardless of who made it.

Star Wars fanboy: Rian Johnson is the worst director ever! He ruined Star Wars!
Me: Really? A film series that has always been hit and miss? Also, if he’s the worst director ever, then why was Knives Out so awesome and fun?
Star Wars fanboy: Ummm… ummm… because he directed The Last Jedi

by BuffaloBillsFan2005 July 13, 2022