July 27, National bring your foreskin to work day.
And a last reminder for today folks, don’t forget that tomorrow is national bring your foreskin to work day
by TicklyRicky April 27, 2019
Recent studies show that after leaving your 9-5, the most optimal way to spend your evening is eating Chipotle and getting a blowjob. This is statistically shown to increase levels of serotonin, endorphins, dopamine, and oxytocin.
Person 1 - Hey man, are you executing the optimized weekday after-work game plan?
Person 2 - Of course brother. I'm picking up 2 orders of chipotle at 6. Girlfriend is coming over at 6:30!
Person 2 - Of course brother. I'm picking up 2 orders of chipotle at 6. Girlfriend is coming over at 6:30!
by iMonkeyBIZ February 09, 2020
by realgamersus January 04, 2022
Can you cover for me at Madame Soixante-Neuf's tomorrow?? I need a day off; I've been working like a Japanese prisoner of war.
by Maj. Lanny Phipps March 06, 2021
The special day of taking a plane specifically a Boeing 747 into your preferred workspace on the 11th day of September each year. The most memorable sites was the World Trade Centre, Pentagon, A random Field in Pennsylvania and somewhere else I can't exactly remember.
Hey Jim! Did you know tomorrow is Take your plane to work day?
Jim: Sweet! I'll ask my Dad to let me fly his Boeing 747 into work!
Jim: Sweet! I'll ask my Dad to let me fly his Boeing 747 into work!
by BigFatShlong69420 April 26, 2021
by ry 2 November 08, 2022
A state of being when one is too hungover to go to work, but is too broke to have being able to afford alcohol in the first place.
1. Rob: Is Tom coming in today? He is 3 hours late.
James: No, he called in. He is hungover.
Rob: I thought he was broke
James: He is! Maybe he sold his plasma TV for a 5th.
Rob: Too Broke to Drink Too drunk to work! Damn.
2. Jerry: Hey Tom, wanna get crunk tonight?
Tom: Hell yeah! I'll go turn in my pop bottles and forget my electric bill until next week! I've been dying to burn those candles!
James: No, he called in. He is hungover.
Rob: I thought he was broke
James: He is! Maybe he sold his plasma TV for a 5th.
Rob: Too Broke to Drink Too drunk to work! Damn.
2. Jerry: Hey Tom, wanna get crunk tonight?
Tom: Hell yeah! I'll go turn in my pop bottles and forget my electric bill until next week! I've been dying to burn those candles!
by Dyzfunctionz December 08, 2008