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elvish shoes

Dio Brando's shoes in Stardust Crusaders, the third part of JoJo's Bizarre Adventure.
Fanoys and fangirls love being stopmed by DIO while he WRYYYs.
Fuck me up with your elvish shoes daddy DIO
by MUstarDmAn1867 June 8, 2020
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national jordan shoe day

A day on March 23 where you wear Jordan and get dripped out.
“aye man it’s national jordan shoe day
“oh mb lemme put on my 1s
by glock0gan5 March 16, 2023
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Mark your shoes

Marking someone’s shoes means your going to leave marks on another female’s tetas.
Man: “I’m going to mark your shoes”

Female: “okay daddy
by Pprider244466666 February 20, 2024
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buttfucking shoes

A specific pair of shoes (usually loafers) that a man puts on when shit is about to get real.
John: Holy shit! Mike just put his buttfucking shoes on!!
Shane: Holy cow, looks like Lisa is about to get some anal action!!
by Thegundy April 14, 2022
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Snow shoeing

The act of cuming on your partners feet then making them walk home barefoot.
See that women over there, yeah she's snow shoeing it's the new walk of shame.
by Darkandsinful December 12, 2023
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Keep your shoes on

Don't give up yet. Stay ready. Something is about happen and you need to be ready for it.
Private Noobie: C'mon Sarge, the enemy hasn't shown in days. Can't we take a break?

Sergeant Hardass: Keep your shoes on, Noobie, don't let your guard down.
by LuridHope June 24, 2022
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Faker than your shoes

When some normal guy who is not rich enough to buy expensive shoes like Yeezys, is trying to act like a thug or gangster but is so fake that it is faker than his own shoes that he bought from a vietnamese fake designers' item seller in vietnam.

If a guy tries to rob you with a plastic knife and a gun with an orange cap while wearing the fakest shoes, you know he is faker than his shoes.

Being faker than his own shoes also applies if someone comes to your house with a knife and when you open the door, he is already holdin his knife at u instead of whipping it out in the middle of convo and tries to speak like a thug and says the n word even tho he is not black. These people normally put down their knife after a couple of seconds and do not put the knife near the throat because he is too pussy. To make somebody extremely faker than his own shoes, the person buys not one but TWO fake yeezys overseas during a holiday.
Haha you so fake, that you are faker than your shoes.
by C411VM May 7, 2018
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