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beat the dead horse

An instance in which the "beater" of the horse will continue to try and make amusing comments until either
A.) Somebody makes a "pity laugh" (this is usually the person who originally told the joke) or:
B.) Everyone leaves.

This is a common occurrence when a moderately funny person loses their game, and is convinced that they are not off of their game.
The perfect example of beat the dead horse.

MD: "Yo wassup homeslice! I was just chillin like a felon up in hurr."
OM: "Oh, awesome."
MD: "Word it was so tite and of the hizzle son! Shit!"
AS: "umm cool"
MD: "Damn staraight Gangsta. I'z with all ma peeps."
JK: "thats great..."
MD: "You know what else is great? My dick!" (MD laughs at his own joke, hoping others will too.)
WH: "shut the hell up mark youre not funny"
JB: "Whack! Whack! Whack! Neeeiiigh!!"
MD: "Peace out haters"
by Will Hinshaw, Joe Kovach March 22, 2008
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Ride the White Horse

Korean slang meaning to Fuck a white woman
Clayton 'What did you do last night Jeffery?"

Jeffery "I Ride the White Horse"

Clayton "Fo Sho"
by Rollme One Kenobi March 24, 2011
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flog a dead horse

UK usage

1) To try to carry on when there really is no hope of continuation. To not know when to give up.

2) A unique sexual practise that combines Necrophillia, beastiality and sadomasacism into one fun activity.
Leeds struggled to avoid relegation but they were flogging a dead horse.
by black flag June 7, 2004
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white horse pancake

when a large white male has sex with a fat girl and busts all over her vagina, but not inside then screams, "i just buttered your pancakes!"
by jdawg811083 December 9, 2009
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The horse cow game

a game played while driving that sets the driver and passenger sides of the car against each other. Tallying points for wildlife on each side of the road. Cows=1pt each Horses, Deer=5pts each. Lambs,pigs,turkeys, sheep=10pts each. Mini horses, llamas, buffalo, donkeys and anything else strange= 20 pts each. If a player passes a graveyard on their side the points go back to zero. Game is played till and of the roadtrip
I played the horse cow game against my girlfriend from Madison to Chicago.
by Dan Barnum February 26, 2009
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Beer for my horses

1) A song by Toby Keith and Willie Nelson

2) A movie about vigilante justice
Beer for my horses is an awesome song and the movie is hilarious.
by thort74t January 6, 2011
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Horse Dick Syphilis

(1) When a fat white chick resorts to intercourse with well-endowned men of African descent.

(2) The state of mind when a fat white chick goes bonkers for some Mandingo horse cock.
(1) I heard Amber got a bad case of Horse Dick Syphilis when the divorce was finalized.

(2) Talula is something else, man. I think she's got that Horse Dick Syphilis or something. She's been smoking menthols, drinking 40s of O.E, and walking weird for a couple weeks.
by Scruggy Gingerbeard September 12, 2019
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