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gooning

Excessive and intensive masturbation. Typically done so for weeks on end, using methodology regarding "edging." People "goon" on a frequent or habitual basis may be referred to as "gooners," but not necessarily ubiquitously, as one may partake in gooning without a gooner lifestyle.
"Bro I'm so fucking sick of this game. GOON BREAK."

Look at that chick's armpits. I'm about to goon my shit off right now."

Friend 1: "Why do you only play genshin impact in short bursts of time?"

Friend 2: "I can't stop gooning when I see the characters."
by da wong mang July 24, 2023
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Goblinitis

When someone becomes so high, they aren’t able to comprehend there own sentences or speaking properly
She’s so high that the goblinitis is kicking in
by Goose the moose August 20, 2023
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goblin cockie

a fan of the band known as "Goblin Cock"

or a masochist
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Gooping

Bro, I was gooping so hard I had an aneurysm!
by StereotypicalRetard August 29, 2023
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Goobinator

A silly goob (person) that just wants to have fun and act silly with other goobers.
My brother is a big fat GOOBINATOR!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!
by penutbutlerandjelly August 29, 2023
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Gooslin Biffs

That small percentage of relatives who look like ogres on disability, fuck their cousins thru extreme anal gaping and knee cap play, finance TVs for 10 times the amount of cost, shit on themselves daily, and have a combined IQ of 7.
"These gooslin biffs always trade in there tvs before they pay them off and get a new one that cost more. Then shit on themselves when they realise they are paying 10times the original price but do it anyway, then call their cousin for a late night butt fix"
by 2Taintz September 9, 2023
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Gooning

When you think you know what you want to eat, but all you really want is crab rangoons, and you end up at Panda Express again.
Me and some buddies were tryna go out on Sunday. We ended up gooning all weekend, so that really didn't happen.
by willowisps September 20, 2023
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