The statement fucker

When someone tells you something and you get really excited, and then you realize that he lied

Him: It's pizza on thursday.

you: Omg that's awesome

Him: just kidding

You: fux off the statement fucker

by salemalfakir June 25, 2010

Pork Fucker

The act of taking a mans Genitalia and inserting it inside on a pig (Or a extremely large girl)

I just found out my friend is a pork fucker... Never seen a girl so big!

by BL81 November 7, 2010

font fucker

One Who follows Dark Forces Leader Kronick.

Pyro and Brad cannot do a thing but talk shit in The Hot Tub:2 there fore they are also font fuckers.

by sov February 21, 2005

pudd fucker

A guy who fucks un usally large girls. A girl who has a muffin top. Also a girl who has had lie-bo suction and still remains hefty.

Since Billy is unattractive to normal women, he has decided to become a pudd fucker.

by Jack Mayoffer April 3, 2008

Mother Fucker

One who fucks a femal parental unit...

Rosie is not a mother fucker yet, but she aspires to be one day!

by Rosie November 15, 2003

Downedest mother fucker

(noun) Tried and true, faithful-to-the-end; unwaveringly loyal to the core; your #1 ally when the shit goes down and your cause may very well be a lost one.

I was worried about John going to that part of town, but then I learned Nikki was with him. Nikki considers John a friend and is the downedest mother fucker I know. By me learning that I brushed my worries to the side. Nikki would watch out for John and put John's well being above his own .

by Nikki Stixx December 29, 2019

texas bug fucker

An errant golf shot that fails to go airborne but skips very fast along the ground, never going higher than a foot or two. So fast, in fact, that the golf ball is figuratively fucking a bug. Called a Texas Bug Fucker by Texas golfers, and really by golfers everywhere.

Charlie topped the golf ball off the tea and it skittered so fast that it burned a path down the fairway. It was a real Texas Bug Fucker.

by WordMan1965 April 29, 2014