free slap friday

Free slap Friday is when you can have a free slap to someone’s Ass on a Friday

(Boy Slaps Ass)

Girl: HEY WTF DUDE
Boy: FREE SLAP FRIDAY

by Kbuckets November 23, 2017

Free Pornhub Premium

When it's valentines day but you're single. Pornhub is there to cheer you up by giving everyone free week premium.

Gnoblin: You got a valentine
Gnome: Nope, but I do have my free pornhub premium

by imagnomeandyouvebeengnomed February 14, 2019

free room and board

Prision/Jail.

Guy 1: "I heard John got free room and board."

Guy 2: "Fuck! Do you know if he has bail?"

by DoILookLikeASlut? October 14, 2009

free singles website

aka "faw" means "false advertising" since they all charge money.

I can get a 2005 Corvette for only $5,000, and it says "it runs great"!

Yeah, that's about as truthful as a free singles website dude. Faw!!!

by Mike Comanche March 23, 2009

hands free fapping

troll bait

newfags can't type "hands free fapping"

by anon83!@& February 3, 2012

I'm a free bitch

Lady GaGa's new catchphrase. Can be found in some of her songs on the "Fame Monster" album.

Lady GaGa - Dance In The Dark "...poison...inject me baby I'm a free....bitch. I'm a free bitch."

by bluetoothrulezz1313 April 5, 2010

Celebrity Free Pass

A celebrity free pass is an agreement between you and your significant other that if you meet said celebrity and there is an opportunity to sleep with them, your partner cannot get mad at you for doing so because you had agreed before hand that this person was your celebrity free pass. It is ideal if both of you in the relationship choose a celebrity free pass so that the playing field is even.

Julia met Drake at a bar, and hooked up with him, knowing that her significant other could not be mad at her, because Drake was her celebrity free pass.

by gingerale011 April 11, 2011