The most retarded people to ever watch the sport of baseball. They are the type of people to mix up basketball and soccer.
by Jo real mama October 12, 2019
Get the orioles fanmug. by sheffieldlad July 23, 2011
Get the Sheffield United Fanmug. Someone who loves Justin Beiber probably more than they should, in any case. You might want to see a doctor about this.
Justin Beiber Fan: AAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAHHHH I LOOOOVEEEEEEEEEE YOOOUUUU, JUSTIN!!!!!!!!!!!! AAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAHH!"
by crotchetyteenager November 26, 2010
Get the Justin Beiber Fanmug. it's about funny people dressed in clothes doing stuff that some other people like to see, frankly, i'm not really into it man but hey, whatever floats dawg!
by lalalalovesong March 10, 2005
Get the fan servicemug. People who are, for the most part, butthurt over LeBron James going to Miami because he wants to win an NBA championship, unlike in Cleveland where the LeBron James -- I mean the Cavaliers were never good enough to win. They like to get drunk and do retarded things, because that's what those retarded, non-LeBron James fans do.
It all started when King James revealed he was going to play for the Miami Heat in his absolutely necessary King James version hour-long press conference. Cleveland sports fans responded by getting drunk and talking to cameramen about how betrayed they felt by King James, how King James was scum, and how they wish King James and the actually talented Miami Heat would never win the NBA championship while King James was part of the team. They then moved on to throwing their #23 LeBron James jersey replicas in a fire.
Some weeks later, a non-retarded Cleveland sports fan wore a Miami Heat jersey to an Indians game. Of course it was a LeBron James jersey. Out of their hatred for LeBron James and their new hatred for the Miami Heat, their dumb, drunk asses heckled the completely innocent man/LeBron James fan who was eventually escorted out of the stadium. If Cleveland sports fans weren't so butthurt over LeBron James leaving or retarded, this incident would not have taken place. No wonder LeBron James left.
It all started when King James revealed he was going to play for the Miami Heat in his absolutely necessary King James version hour-long press conference. Cleveland sports fans responded by getting drunk and talking to cameramen about how betrayed they felt by King James, how King James was scum, and how they wish King James and the actually talented Miami Heat would never win the NBA championship while King James was part of the team. They then moved on to throwing their #23 LeBron James jersey replicas in a fire.
Some weeks later, a non-retarded Cleveland sports fan wore a Miami Heat jersey to an Indians game. Of course it was a LeBron James jersey. Out of their hatred for LeBron James and their new hatred for the Miami Heat, their dumb, drunk asses heckled the completely innocent man/LeBron James fan who was eventually escorted out of the stadium. If Cleveland sports fans weren't so butthurt over LeBron James leaving or retarded, this incident would not have taken place. No wonder LeBron James left.
Bill: Why are so many Cleveland sports fans so drunk, butthurt, and retarded?
Ted: It was a combination of their parents drinking while they were still in the womb, and a missing chromosome that does not allow their IQ to go past 70.
Bill: Ah, I see. I guess the guy in the Miami Heat jersey was not one of those idiots?
Ted: Correct sir, he is one of the few living Cleveland sports fans that can actually perform adequately in real-life situations.
Me: I hope this definition pisses off every one of them.
Bill: I noticed typed LeBron James and/or his nicknames 17 times in your definition. Could it possibly be a reference to his press conference, where he spoke about himself in the third-person for much of the time?
Me: Correct again. Isn't it great to not be a Cleveland sports fan?
Ted: Indeed it is. At least being a birth defect it isn't contagious, so we never have to worry about becoming one.
Me: Also, now with him gone their favorite team is going do suck ass for a while. I'm not a fan of him either, but you can't deny he is a great basketball player.
Ted: It was a combination of their parents drinking while they were still in the womb, and a missing chromosome that does not allow their IQ to go past 70.
Bill: Ah, I see. I guess the guy in the Miami Heat jersey was not one of those idiots?
Ted: Correct sir, he is one of the few living Cleveland sports fans that can actually perform adequately in real-life situations.
Me: I hope this definition pisses off every one of them.
Bill: I noticed typed LeBron James and/or his nicknames 17 times in your definition. Could it possibly be a reference to his press conference, where he spoke about himself in the third-person for much of the time?
Me: Correct again. Isn't it great to not be a Cleveland sports fan?
Ted: Indeed it is. At least being a birth defect it isn't contagious, so we never have to worry about becoming one.
Me: Also, now with him gone their favorite team is going do suck ass for a while. I'm not a fan of him either, but you can't deny he is a great basketball player.
by etaN retsaM August 6, 2010
Get the Cleveland sports fansmug. someone that you devote time of day to that you hope will acknowledge that effort and become your #1 fan
by eyes for you November 18, 2009
Get the number one fanmug. A star wars fan is omebody who originally loves the original trilogy , episode IV , V , VI and some times for the real hard core fan includes episodes I , II and III .
Star Wars fans usually don't mix well with Trekkies .
Star wars fans do go to Star Wars conventions witch are wonderfull and colorfull .
A true Fan of Star Wars usually knows every flaws and mistakes of the movies , also plays the rpg games and video games too .
Fans usually associates themselves with a character of the movie , they like the space ships and the story plots .
Star Wars fans usually don't mix well with Trekkies .
Star wars fans do go to Star Wars conventions witch are wonderfull and colorfull .
A true Fan of Star Wars usually knows every flaws and mistakes of the movies , also plays the rpg games and video games too .
Fans usually associates themselves with a character of the movie , they like the space ships and the story plots .
by P.A. 037 February 5, 2010
Get the Star Wars fanmug.