England

One of the realest and most honest people you could ever meet. England is very calm in a soothing yet scary way. England's vibe is no like any other. England can be be one the best friends you could ever have. Always keeping it real with you and seeing things in a different way from all perpectives Dating wise England can be a bsf and a lover and completely trust worthy and most loyal lover you will ever have. England is a amazing in bed and a great sexual partner because is Slanging and also a true freak. England has a big dick and truly is just a whole package. England can be a true sweetheart if he cares about you. England will always comfort you and have your back. Although England is a overthinker and at times needs reassurence to pull him out of his thoughts. England can also be very dark and dangerous, heartless, emotionless. England will match your respect and also disrespect to the max.

I need me a England

I heard England has a big dick

Awe England is so sweet

by 321bingo November 22, 2021

England Legends

The team which competes with Australia for a small beer pong glass. Their performances are as unpredictable as their weather.

If you can't understand their accent, how can you even imagine of understanding England Legends' swing bowling

by cricket admirer November 26, 2021

English

Why the heck would you look up English? What do you expect to come up? A real definition?

It’s a language I guess.
English is a language WHY DID YOU SEARCH IT

by Lionlionlion November 27, 2021

English

Complete utter shit head wankers stuck of their own arse fucking faggots they shag sheep and shag each other because their fairy’s

I seen a gay porn store and it had hundreds of English men in it buying the stuff

by Killallapaksi123 December 5, 2021

English No.1

Way of telling someone they messed up what they said.

Invented by Nerdecrafter

"Which what would you make?" "English No.1"

by Mia Evans January 17, 2022

English Teacher

A "vegan" frequent Starbucks drinker, who usually has the Karen cut. (AKA the "swooped bang", if they are female.) Also, they try really hard to make life as miserable as possible. Usually, they will do things like pile on assignments, poorly grade you, and they probably have whiney annoying millennial voice.

If they are males, they look either 25, or 60. If they look 60, you probably don't want to get too close to them. They probably be either really douchey or really chill if they are young. Some things they usually do are not stop talking even if it's more than one period, be really monotone and boring, and just suck all the fun out of the room sometimes.

Wow, the English teacher graded my assignment, and I got a 69.

The English teacher talked for like 2 hours straight today.

by Stalins_Yeti7777 January 29, 2022

English Enhancer

The act of sending Dalton titty pics to increase your English speaking abilities.

Person 1: Man my English sucks

Person 2: Just send a pic of your titties to Dalton, automatic English enhancer

by Swellboi January 29, 2022