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by Adujasty343 July 16, 2025
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Ear bang

To slap someone on the ear or side of head to hard the eardrum burst or pops. E.g. " He ear banged the shit out of paul"
Definition:

" Pay my money today or get ear bang".
by Van wick July 31, 2023
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Essential Ears

The sharp pain experienced due to wearing medical grade face masks for hours on end.
COVID may be causing you to quarantine, but at least it’s saving you from a case of essential ears.
by TheDrewthHurts April 20, 2020
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Platonic Ear Sex

That feeling when their voice does things to your brain.. and you're more turned on by conversation than you would be if the words were tainted by sex.
Person to Person they like to talk to and like: "Y'know, I look forward to the powerful effect of platonic ear sex when I know I'll be talking to you."
by ICantWord December 7, 2016
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mouse ear

noun. A females anal cavity that is most often described as tight and not blown apart.
Her ass was like a mouse ear before i blew it up.
by sweether44 February 25, 2011
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Inner-earing

The form of manipulating someone by repeatedly saying things that influence them in your favor of the topic. Interface with their opinion.
She was inner-earing in her son to not tell his father what she was doing behind her husbands back.
by Olinda Holiday January 7, 2023
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Monkey Ear

When somebody with longer hair (extending an inch or more past the ears) has a good bunch of flat laying hair posed directly in front of the ears, while still keeping the ears visible, near fully peaking out through the hairs color.
This resembles the side of a chimpanzees face, not a monkey, but colloquially.. who the hell cares.

This effect is particularly noticeable on lighter skinned people with darker hair colors, as their ear and hair more objectively match the look of a chimpanzees side profile.

Although if somebody is not in that category, the effect is still easy to spot!
"her hair always falls into a monkey ear, its kind of neat really." said Luigi Mangione, in a surprising quote he likely did not at any point say.
by ManifestationOfEveryGayThought December 29, 2024
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