Driving like Holy Family

It means to speed over potholes.

It comes from a joke in my city about this one road that has a lot of potholes and a high speed limit. But the road is ironically the main way to get to the hospital called Holy Family. Highway to Holy Family has claimed many lives.

Officer: okay so who is responsible for this accident?

Person: Not me, that other asshole was driving like Holy Family.

by Sacredfart June 18, 2023

drive you home

punny & G-rated way of saying "I will slam my cock full & deeply inside of you.

Jen: I'm tired, cab anyone give me a ride home?
Biff: "Bend over, Baby, I'll drive you home."

by cyberpope67,BC,Canada August 7, 2022

It's about drive, it's about power

We stay hungry, we devour.

It's about drive, it's about power.
We stay hungry, we devour.
AWOO AWOO AWOO

by ThatOneGuyOnTheInternet February 11, 2022

Driving the batmobile

When a person drives their car while being high.

"Where's kyle?"
"I dunno he just took some kush and left."
"A shiet, I think he's driving the batmobile."

by TonyL42 August 3, 2019

Drive-Thru Christian

Someone who takes up Christianity when it’s convenient for them. They want something quick; their foot’s on the pedal.

He invited me back to his place after bible study, but when we were drinking our beers he tried feelin up my thigh. Guess he’s a drive-thru Christian.

by Dolly Comma February 19, 2018

Drive-by hi

When someone walks or runs by, saying hi and then bye while doing so.

"HI John, bye John!"

"Nice drive-by hi"

by Darthrubiks March 28, 2022

Drive-by text

When a person has ghosted someone they have had an intimate relationship with, but then shoots off random text either because they want something from them or is designed to keep them thinking it's not over when it is.

He totally ghosted his wife, but he shoots her a drive-by text once in while when he needs something.

by Robin_1986 October 16, 2021