go play ping pong with your ding dong

male masturbation. linda said it in a bob’s burgers episode.

Linda: “Oh, go play ping pong with your ding dong!”

by sincitywasntmadeforme March 3, 2024

smack-a-dong

to bring great force with forearm to male external reproductive organ. (the long tubular one)

Andy held a smack-a-dong contest in his basement. He won.

by rr2 February 15, 2008

liquid dong

A fluid in which Lucas Noble drinks while playing xbox

Lucas loves a tall glass of liquid dong

by Liquid dong April 18, 2018

ding dong

Means your cock is huge.

That guys cock is huge, he is a ding dong

by sufoK December 17, 2022

Didji Dong

Messing with the minds of people, tomfoolery of the sorts

"DANGIT! I just Didji Donged my friend!

by iAmWithE September 30, 2023

dong song

Music that enhances sexual intercourse.

We tried having sex with that dong song. I have to say it worked.

by Ereck Flowers November 21, 2018

ding-dong

penis

person 1: it’s not the size of the ding-dong that matters as much as the ability to make good use of the ding-dong you have.

person 2: size matters

person 1: not necessarily. look at chris evans

person 3: chris evans’ ding-dong is big. and he has bde. and he surely knows how to have a good time

by smerra December 8, 2021