Type 7 depression 

A depression that Brooklyn gives you

Ugh u give me type 7 depression

Type 7 depression by 🐝 bee June 11, 2018

Bumping that depression 

Turning up to sad music that brings back bad memories

Frank was bumping that depression when he was in his bed

Bumping that depression by Frank abbs July 21, 2018

Tower of depression 

Tower of depression it's a tower on the wynncraft minecraft server where you need to do a quest, and you need to travel the world twice in a row to achieve it. After breaking your legs, you shall talk to that thicc man to say that you fucked up your life.

After doing this quest, you may get depression from how shit your life is, and this all happens because the player has somehow a sexual fetish for towers.

Player 1 - "Hey dude, finally i reached level 24! I think 'll do the mission of this level!
Player 2 - "You are my dearest friend!"
Player 1 - "Why'd u say that out of nowhere?"
Player 2- "Brb ima go eat some pineapple pizza."
Player 1- "kys already dude who eats pineapple pizza!"
later that night…
Player 1- *dies with depression from Tower of depression*

Tower of depression by Idon'thaveasoul October 20, 2018

Far East Depression 

Far East Depression occurs to those students attending Pacific DoDea schools who travels for events such as sports and clubs. Feeling lonely, no motivation and anxiety from all the make up works from missing days of school all starts to kick in at once. However, students may agree that the week of Far East is the best week you’ll ever have in your lifetime.

Person #1: Far East Depression is starting kick in...

Far East Depression by RelatableDoDs November 9, 2018

tall glass of emo depression

Someone who is tall, wears black a lot, and is depressed

You look like "A tall glass of emo depression"

tall glass of emo depression by Lward19 December 14, 2018

Sugar coated depression

1. When you’re depressed but you just smile through the pain

2. When someone who is too pure to be depressed is depressed

:’)

“Ugh that hit me right in the feels. That’s not gonna help my sugar coated depression at all.”

Person 1: “Grace seems so nice and care free I don’t know how she does it.”
Person 2: “Yeah but poor girl has sugar coated depression.”

Sugar coated depression by smolbandito December 15, 2018

Dan’s Depression 

When you develop a depression so deep within you due to being employed at Dan’s that don’t realize you’re depressed until other people point it out. You begin to lash out at self checkout customers for not knowing the store code for bagels and begin sabotaging grocery carts in response. A severe mental disorder, those afflicted should not be approached unless a natural disaster occurs, in which they will begin praying for an apocalypse.

I’ve worked at Dan’s for far too long, I believe I have been infected with Dan’s Depression. Just last week I lashed out at a customer for telling me to have a good day.

Dan’s Depression by JRdanbury February 18, 2019