ding dong bing bong

mONOKUMA WHAT THE FUCK NOW

*DIng dong bing bong* "A body has been discovered!-"

by some pansexual May 7, 2021

kaylynn dong

a hot best friend

ohhh kaylynn dong is so hot and were best friends

by daddy123645 May 7, 2021

Dong

Another word for dog

Look at that cute dong!!

by Panad January 16, 2021

dicky dong

This is a whimsical nickname for a man's dangly bits - known by many other names like penis, cock, pecker... but none are quite as enjoyable to say as DICKY DONG.

His pants are so tight you can see the bulge of his dicky dong.

by Cat-thulhu April 1, 2025

Dong Bruise

A dong bruise is the bruises that appear on a girls legs after a hard night out in town, they never remember where they have come from but are actually caused by male dancers in close proximity by their flailing male appendages

"Oh my god look at these bruises on my thighs Kathy! I have no idea how I got these, boy was I boozed last night"

"I have a fair idea, they're dong bruises Jane, I told you not to dance so close to those huge guys"

by Maximus B*tches February 25, 2010

Jack-a-lack-a-ding-dong

Jack-a-lack-a-ding-dong is the hawtest boy you will ever meet. He will make u laugh when u don’t even want to smile, he always knows the right thing to say. And oh man he makes you cumdumpster like CRA cra

Omg jack-a-lack-a-ding-dong made me squirt so much last night

by Urmun October 25, 2018

dong smuggler

A phrase referring to someone who shoots down ideas, poops on parties, or otherwise ruins a perfectly good conversation.

"Why, I quite enjoy this here chocolate bar that I have recently purchased!"

"That chocolate was probably made by slaves."

"Don't be a dong smuggler, Billy."

by Elton Dong August 28, 2016