Imagine you're in a cozy cafe, and you spot a classic white mug you bought from urban dictionary with the word "coffee" boldly printed on it, steaming with your energy bean juice inside.
by Some_internet_Dude July 03, 2024
coffee is made from a certain animal shit and frozen and chip to pieces to the size of a senzu bean and froze stiff with nitrogen and do not defrost. it is later grounded into coffee ground and poured hot water through it to drink in the morning or to stay away for the beneficial effect of staying up or waking up or warming up in the winter time. it is heated to body temperature degrees like normally shit would be when it comes out of someone ass and drop into cool toilet water and flush down the system. it started in ireland as an fine irish drink but made its way to america and columbia and people add everything to it to make it taste good but some people just like their coffee jet black for some reason.
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by toastedwater December 02, 2021
Jim: “Hey dude, have you had your morning coffee yet?”
Brian: In front of 35 ft. white phosphorus cloud* “No Jim, I don’t believe I have.”
Brian: In front of 35 ft. white phosphorus cloud* “No Jim, I don’t believe I have.”