porn cock

a condition where your erection has achieved an unprecedented level of hardness and duration. this causes your sex partner to question your participation in porn.

baby, you've got a case of porn cock tonight. give it to me again!

by dr_johnson October 06, 2010

cock knob

Someone who is completely useless, a loser (generally unemployed). Also, the head of the penis.

That boyfriend of hers is a real cock knob.
My wife just finished polishing my cock knob.

by R.W. Dorcey May 10, 2007

blind cocked

the act of unzipping behind someone who is preferably sitting down and touching the back of their neck with your cock.
invented in 312

i just totally just blind cocked mikes girlfriend
i went in 312 and saw some blind cocking going on

by Jordan DZ April 23, 2008

cock hunter

A girl who is always looking for cock...
In some ways, 'makes out' with random guys frequently
or just chases boys, in some cases they are scared of her.
Would always choose boys over friends..
Also known as a Harriet.

Amelia is over there cockhunting with all the Uni guys.. she is such a cock hunter, what the fuck why isnt she over here with us?.. we can tell who her real friends are!

by sushnugh January 18, 2008

loves the cock

Expression for a celebrity who doesn't admit he's gay.

Tom Cruise loves the cock

by Sebastian Be. April 18, 2006

cock a doodle

To leave. Abbreviated form of 'cock a doodle do one'

"Shall we cock a doodle?"
"Yeah, let's do one."

by Cree$e October 28, 2007

Spanish Cock

The biggest penis you will ever see. Cant fit in most vaginas. Girls are in love with it, but scared because of its size. One who has it is usually is the best at everything.

James: "Look at that bulge."
Cole: "Must be a Spanish cock."

by SpanisCockMan69 February 10, 2011