a holiday that has absolutely nothing to do with jesus, and is just a day where spoiled rich kids get whatever they want from their sorry ass parents. and girls forget about their peoblems and think its the day for make up sex.
by Tiktok. refrences. December 19, 2019
Get the christmasmug. "yall better give that bitch a scandanavian christmas tree before you go sticking your face up in there"
by bigollkanus February 1, 2017
Get the scandanavian christmas treemug. A wonderful holiday / yearly event on the 25th of December even though people talk about it in November... and now October apparently.
by CheesyBoi65 November 18, 2020
Get the Christmasmug. A friendly competition where two people insert the straight end of a candy cane into their rectums. They proceed to hook the canes together, clinch their sphincters, and play tug-o-war. The loser of the game has to eat the candy cane. Can be used in a bracket style championship at large get togethers.
Tim-“The office party turned into a whole bunch of Christmas Wishbone games last night”
Josh-“Oh, man!”
Tim-“Becky from accounting got a whole load of poo.”
Josh-“Oh, man!”
Tim-“Becky from accounting got a whole load of poo.”
by TheSpleenlessPenis December 21, 2017
Get the Christmas Wishbonemug. A Christmas that has low to no emotional attachment to the day; A Christmas where the only gifts are clothes in thin boxes.
by Rbcrusher1221 November 12, 2023
Get the Soft-Box Christmasmug. A festive present for your significant other usually given in December.
This is best prepared with the help of others but can be completed by oneself:
Fill a wide mouthed fish bowl half way with semen. When it comes time to share presents be sure to open yours first. Ask her to close her eyes while you retrieve her present. Stand behind your significant other and ask her to open her eyes as you promptly place the fish bowl over her head and shake her like a snow globe while you state in a jolly voice "Enjoy your Snowy Christmas little girl!" Be sure to grab your present before you snap a picture and bolt out the door.
EXTRA Snowy Christmas:
Same concept but with a larger fish bowl filled to the rim.
This is best prepared with the help of others but can be completed by oneself:
Fill a wide mouthed fish bowl half way with semen. When it comes time to share presents be sure to open yours first. Ask her to close her eyes while you retrieve her present. Stand behind your significant other and ask her to open her eyes as you promptly place the fish bowl over her head and shake her like a snow globe while you state in a jolly voice "Enjoy your Snowy Christmas little girl!" Be sure to grab your present before you snap a picture and bolt out the door.
EXTRA Snowy Christmas:
Same concept but with a larger fish bowl filled to the rim.
Man: Hey babe, would you like to have a Snowy Christmas this year?
Woman: It wouldn't be Christmas without one!
Man: Alright, I'll call some guys to help give you one. Maybe even an Extra Snowy Christmas.*snicker*
Woman: ...?
Woman: It wouldn't be Christmas without one!
Man: Alright, I'll call some guys to help give you one. Maybe even an Extra Snowy Christmas.*snicker*
Woman: ...?
by TainedNymph June 10, 2016
Get the snowy christmasmug. Christmas is a fun time for Riley Reid!
by bluraps_ - insta (I do music) December 30, 2020
Get the Christmasmug.