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Chinese Season

From the 2nd Friday in November to January 8th; The season where Chinese food tastes more savory, and demand for it spikes. Also the Chinese women appear more attractive during this season.
It’s finally Chinese Season! Gonna get me some good food!
by Monarch Monkey November 18, 2023
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Chinese duffel bag

shitting in a duffel bag after eating Chinese food
Holy shit! After eating at Panda Express, there is no other option than to do a Chinese duffel bag
by Toelicker420 June 25, 2021
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chinese fur

A dirty hole in Alabama. If you birdie it somewhere in the world Mike Tomlin will say splash.
"Just nailed that Chinese Fur like a champ."
by Gatorttu April 6, 2017
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Chinese New Year

when a man ties 10 Fireworks to his genitals and sets them off
Keven Pirera loves to throw his nuts a Chinese new year
by Xero42 June 16, 2011
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Chinese Firing Squad

A term used when referring to you or your teammates death in a videogame, most often a shooter game. The term is used when all of a sudden, out of nowhere, the enemy unloads sever bullets into you at random and kills you insanely fast without a second to react. This term is often used to convey anger and frustration over the form in which you were just killed. The term derives from the form of execution used in China in the 1900's where a line of 10 to 20 men with rifles would repeatedly shoot one or more targets as a form of execution.
Person 1: "Holy shit, where did they come from?"
Person 2: "I don't know dude, fucking Chinese Firing Squad."
by JackAttack1U January 30, 2024
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Chinese baby day

The anniversary of the date on which a Chinese child was adopted by an overseas family
Please join our family next Thursday in celebration of Emma's Chinese baby day
by coolsimplelife May 18, 2021
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Chinese Bakery

After falling victim to the Dutch Oven, you respond to your partner by shitting under the covers, then forcing them under to experience the smells of an authentic Chinese Bakery.

Note: A Chinese Bakery must respect the tradition of Chinese baking tradition, meaning it can only be created following a Dutch Oven. Not to be confused with the Dubai Special.
It was crazy bro, I gave my girl a Dutch Oven last night but she totally got me back later on. She shat on the sheets and made a Chinese Bakery!
by Airza May 7, 2025
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