Reverse Chinese Finger Trap

When you take a long, double sided barbed sounding rod and and shove it down both you and a friend’s urethra at the same time. You then both attempt to pull the rod out of your dicks leading to a mixture of intense pain and pleasure. The orgasm that follows consists of semen and blood and resembles mayochup.
Evan: Are you down to lick some dog nuts today?
John: No, fuck you Evan. Me and Tim are going to reverse chinese finger trap.
by Fat Lorenzo March 24, 2023
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chinese dump

When you've gotta take a crap so bad your eyes are squinting.
Aw man, this chinese dump is gonna be bad.
by Steve 999999 April 14, 2017
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Chinese quarter pounder

The act of getting McDonalds regulation cheese, grilling it on top of your penis, then proceeding to pound the woman
"I just gave her the chinese quarter pounder, buns and all"
by Cartoon the spoon November 23, 2018
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Chinese doggy

A fat cubt who copy’s doggy
Person1 ok what is this
Chinese doggy hEy BuDdY
by Nute Gunray June 01, 2020
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chinese trapeze

Sexual act involving one parter doing a backflip onto the other partners penis while reciting the points of Mao's five year plan.
Did you hear John broke his dick when Beth tried to Chinese Trapeze him? Also the NSA arrested them for treason.
by Shainiqua November 23, 2015
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Chinese Dick Trap

When you get your dick stuck in another guys foreskin like a Chinese finger trap.
Bro I was pulling so hard and my dick was stuck in the Chinese dick trap. I had to push in to him to get it out.
by IwearRompers July 15, 2022
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Chinese sticks

Jade: Holds up chopsticks
Jade: "Look hun, Chinese sticks!"
by envyie May 19, 2024
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