California eggroll

the action of buying Chinese food and rubbing genitals on it then having your dog lick the eggieness of your genitals until you bust a fatty in their eye and make them have top go to the vat

i just California eggrolled my dag

by mouthFULLofJIZZ June 8, 2020

California Bear

A guy from California who is on top of their stuff and makes the most out of their life

" Yo you see him on his grind?"
"Yeah man, he's a California bear"

by Bal_Cear September 4, 2020

california bbq

noun. White-collar community slang for sliding into the DMs of another married individual and having an extramarital affair.

My friend Cal is having California BBQ with a combat veteran's wife.

by BRabbit70 October 5, 2020

California crockpot

The act of jizzing in a crockpot and then proceeding to cook it in a pot roast and then making your lover eat it

John gave me a California crockpot

by Yes’m October 10, 2020

california

God's echaskech

(earthquake land)

person 1: I'm going to California

person 2: do you mean god's echaskech?
person 1: I call it earthquake land
person 2: man you need to grow up

by wttcz October 28, 2020

california coffee pot

shitting in the outdoors

on my hike, I went for a california coffee pot, and cleaned up with some leaves

by itsnotmeiswearr October 28, 2020

California

hell

"Yeah I've been to California. I nearly wanted to actually be in hell."

by realdonladtrump November 12, 2020