Calder

Doing too much

That guys such a Calder

by Hehdhanhdhahdhsj August 20, 2025

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Caleb

Biggest cock you’ll ever see, is an actual mad man unafraid of death or pain. May scare you when you first meet him

Did you see that guy named Caleb? He’s terrifying!

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Caleb Glover

Caleb founder of the group 2760 / 2504

2760 / 2504 is satanist group own by Caleb Glover that's it

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DESCRIPTION
Calder is the average sleep paralysis gnome that appears in your nightmare, do not worry as Calder is too short to be able to scare you.

SEEING THE CALDER

If you want to see the Calder in your nightmares, try to stay up at least 42 hours and say "habos, babos, ball" with a ball in your hand ( higher chance of seeing the Calder if its a yellow bouncy ball ) then at "ball" throw the ball at the ground ( once per 4 hour ). The chance of seeing the Calder is possible but EXTREMELY rare but after doing that ritual, it'll be a 50/50 chance of seeing the Calder.

THE CALDERS NOISES
The Calder will normally make the sound from angry birds, that being "RAH-HEENYA" or the scooby-dooby-doo "REHEHEHEHEHE".

VRO IM AVERAGE HEIGHT - My comrade Calder.

Calder is tiny af. B) yuh.

by Boxil_ig October 8, 2025

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