The Domestic Overachiever
If there was a competition for "Most Household Tasks Completed Without Asking For Help," the Brandon would win it every year and somehow still complain about not getting a trophy. Their laundry folding skills are borderline magical, and their ability to sweep an entire house without breaking a sweat is legendary. Any attempt to take over a chore will be met with dramatic protests and a side-eye that says, “Really? You think you can do it better?”
They will often remind you that they have done everything for the past 5 hours, 10 minutes, and 34 seconds.
If there was a competition for "Most Household Tasks Completed Without Asking For Help," the Brandon would win it every year and somehow still complain about not getting a trophy. Their laundry folding skills are borderline magical, and their ability to sweep an entire house without breaking a sweat is legendary. Any attempt to take over a chore will be met with dramatic protests and a side-eye that says, “Really? You think you can do it better?”
They will often remind you that they have done everything for the past 5 hours, 10 minutes, and 34 seconds.
Brandon vacuumed the entire house, dusted the ceiling fans, and put together a new IKEA shelf, all while I was sitting on the couch watching Netflix. He's basically the human version of a Swiss Army knife.
by Princesscait98 January 4, 2025
Get the Brandonmug. The most unfunny piece of shit you'll ever meet. Brandon is the worst fucking person you will ever meet and if you name your kid this, you should be ashamed of your existence.
by 12F0rtniteGamer November 22, 2021
Get the Brandonmug. Brandon Lang is an American war fighter. Brandon was raised in Tampa after being adopted at a young age by a Neurosurgeon and a Pediatrician. In September of 2001 Brandon was in NYC on a school trip when he and his classmates witnessed the worst day in American history, 9/11. After losing a couple classmates and seeing the horror of that day Brandon decided that he wanted to serve his country. So in 2002 Brandon joined the United States Army as a combat medic. Brandon served his country for 18 years as a Special Forces Operator. Did 2 tours in Iraq and 2 tours in Afghanistan along with over 300 combat missions including hostage rescues, special recon, and counter terrorism operations as a JSOC (Joint Special Operations Command). Brandon medically retired from the Army in February of 2020 after breaking his back, both knees, and other bones. He is truly an American hero.
by The Bible teacher September 22, 2020
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by fuck Thompson September 8, 2021
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person one - Would you let Brandon Mills pound your bussy
person 2 - he already is right now *clap* *clap* *clap*
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by UwU_femboy_nyaaa~ April 23, 2024
Get the Brandon Millsmug. Not cute very introverted when a girl walks by he gets nervous and goes the opposite direction girls usually decide to date his popular freind Brett that can any girl just by smiling at them.
by anonymous July 15, 2023
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