Penis Beard

Male pubic hair

5 Year Old that doesn't like have a penis beard: I DON'T WIKE HAVING A PENIS BEAWD! IT HUWTS! MY PENIS BEAWD HUWTS!

by ZachGalifianafuck June 2, 2011

ginger beard

The classic look exhibited by the man, myth, and legend known as Bryan Michael Wright. Until recently, this Wonder of the World was able to grow uninhibited in its natural habitat on the face of Mr. Wright. However, a recent change in his relationship status has resulted in the shaving, trimming, grooming, and cultivating of the most important piece of facial hair on Earth, the beard of Big Bryan Wright.

Remember when Bryan looked really cute...yeah, it was when he had his GINGER BEARD.

by Sam (Will) the Eagle October 8, 2011

bearded lady

A name given to an overweight male who has a set of man boobs and a beard.

"Check out the tits on that guy over there"

"Yeah man, he looks more like a bearded lady!"

by Live4TheWeekend January 8, 2008

Epic Beard Man

A fucking racist asshole that decided to pick on a poor black man just because of his race. When the man defended himself, he got a thrashing from the older man and required medical assistance. Police further investigated the story and found out that the elder man was on drugs and mentally unstable at the time. A sad sack of shit, poor excuse for a living being. Gives a bad name to white people, and perpetuates the idea that all black people are ignorant. One word: Obama.

He is epic as in Epic Fail Beard Man.

White supremacists, go fuck yourselfs.

EBM: I'm a 67 year old unstable racist asshole on drugs. I will beat you up because you are black. When you retaliate, I will kill you.

Black guy: What the fuck did you say about my race?
EBM: Shut the fuck up. *beats him up*
Black guy: you are sued. Didn't even kill me, haha racist ass hole. Enjoy your days in jail, retard.
EBM: Nooo I'm such a Nazi fucktard, why am I so fucking racist and stupid? I am not an epic beard man!

by Anonymous1610 September 18, 2010

bearded wizard

1. a wizard with a beard
2. bearded lizard, with mouth full
3. something gross you can't even imagine

do you think we'll see a bearded wizard?

by pixelfairy March 4, 2011

Beard Shadow

When your beard is so massive and manly that it begins to stand out in your shadow.

Friend 1: Hey man what do you think of my beard?
Friend 2: Man get that bitch ass little beard outta my sight, that thing doesn't even have its own beard shadow.

by Skunkjewce November 7, 2014

bearded dragon

A fat male nerd with lots of facial hair

Look at that bearded dragon playing D&D.

by f1rxf1y September 10, 2016