The Black Diamond

When you manage to shit without pissing in a defiant act of sheer will power.

Person 1: "Damn it I was selected for a drug test and I have to shit."
Person 2: "That's okay just pinch off the Black Diamond first."

by Fartmasutra March 8, 2020

black laugh

The act of covering one's mouth with one hand and pointing at the source of humor with the other hand, all while laughing uncontrollably.

Tim: Why do all those black dudes cover their mouths and point at Chappelle every time he tells a joke.

Dave: Oh they're just laughing and enjoying themselves. While us white folk laugh moderately and applaud when we find something funny, they tend to.....well they have their black laugh.

by TimmyVD May 1, 2007

black hole

A region or area on Planet Earth where you absolutely cannot get a cell phone signal but everywhere else within the general area you can.

(while driving) "Wait a second I'm going through a black hole. I might have to call you back."

by Boudin169 March 11, 2009

black mamba

One of the nicknames of tha greatest balla Kobe Bryant.

Hey yo,bro! Did u c yesterday's match? Our Black Mamba was on fire! Lakers fo'life!

by Tekillah December 16, 2006

Black Mamba

A popular nickname for Kobe Bryant, a basketball player for the Los Angeles Lakers. The nickname was popularized by a Nike commercial featuring LeBron James. Since Mr. James already had a popular nickname, "King James", Nike decided to come up with their own nickname for Bryant, and thus the Black Mamba was born.

" Bryant shoots from beyond the arc....Scores!!!! A beautiful shot from the Black Mamba, and puts his Lakers up, 90-88."

by tjprice33 June 9, 2009

black whore

Useless person who is a waste of space.

That black whore is sucking the life out of me

by Gino12345 December 20, 2013

Black-American

If you are black and your family has lived in America for so long that they don't know the country in Africa their ancestors originally came from, this is you. Black-Americans are often mistaken for African-Americans.These are two completely different things.

Black American: So I hear you're from Africa.
African: Yes
Black American: So am I!
African: Really?
BA: Yeah
African: What part?
BA: (silence) I don't know but I know my great-great-great-great grand mother moved here from somewhere in the east.

by Blaise Z. January 12, 2005