Brandon Sauce

Brandon sauce is Brandon sauce on Brandon Sauce

Brandon sauce is made from Brandon's sperm, Brandon's poo, and Brandon's blessing
mix in a cup then pour into a bowl once brownie like substance, add 3/4 tsp of soy sauce, add 720g of salt, and add 1280lbs of sugar.
Place the substance into a Pot and heat at 720 degrees for 73 minutes and 12 seconds.
stir the substance every 11 minutes for 17 seconds.
once done

BOOM

Brandon sauce

dang that Brandon Sauce tastes so skibidi

by Hairy Curly Pubes August 1, 2024

Brandon L Richards

One bad mother fucker. Bad ass attitude always

I wish I could be a Brandon L Richards!

by One bad ass mother fucker February 20, 2022

Brandon

Brandon is a water deprived child from Africa. An Arabian Monkey Nigger. Brandon is so girthy. Able to impress any man with the size of his meaty cock.

Guy: I just had sex with Brandon’s huge and girthy dick.

Other guy: Brandon is just so gay and nice.

by Thicker than Brandon December 1, 2021

BRANDON

A bitch ass nigga who gets no hoes AT ALL dude stupid as hell in real life man fr

That nigga is such a BRANDON

by Realest_nigga April 19, 2023

Brandon

Steal all da girls get the bundalenga has big penis terminator is his dad

Brandon pulls all the shelas whit his monstorous penis

by Mr seal yo girl September 10, 2021

Brandon

Brandon is a very assured man. He portrays himself as confident, strong, and absolutely careless. He strives to be the type of person no one's met before. And he absolutely achieves that with his amazing humor and smarts. He is the funniest and wittiest person you'll ever meet. Still no matter how careless and goofy he seems, he works hard and won't stop until he's where he wanted to be. He's a very harsh but honest and loyal person. He will stick with you until he absolutely can't. Although he's so tough and intimidating, his heart softens for three people: his grandma, his significant other, and his future daughter. He believes he's the type of person to live alone, as he's been alone his entire life. He fears he doesn't know how to love and pushes himself away when he's scared he'll hurt you. He portrays himself as heartless, but he cares so much and he loves hard, he just doesn't know how to show it. Be patient with him. He's just a broken guy who doesn't know love. Wait and guide him through his anger and his stupid decisions, help him get where he needs to go and stick by his side. He's not someone worth losing. Be the one person to show him that he's not alone, show him real love. I love you asawa ko. Mahal kita sinta.

Person: hey who's that?
Person 2: that's Brandon, you should talk with him he's hilarious!
Person: he looks intimidating

Person 2: just trust me you wont regret it.

by Soni-chan May 24, 2024

Brandon

Your average teenager with balls the size of bowling balls with a penis the size of a 60 inch flat screen tv and is extremely attractive and very funny

Beca: Brandon your cock is so big uhhhhh

by Christopher846373 April 28, 2022