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Peruvian diarrhea blast

When you’re getting such good, slobbery, heavenly, beautiful penile head that you shit yourself through the sky all the way to Peru. There have been multiple incidents of this happening, the most notable being that of harry koksuker, from Thailand.
Harry koksuker: I’m going to get head now please girl
His girlfriend: ok but be warned it’s really good
Harry koksuker: he went to peru (got peruvian diarrhea blast)
by Poopfartdickyhead May 20, 2025
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Seismic Semen Blast

The volcanuous eruption of semen from the genitals of a male donor a male that Is capable of registering upon a Richter scale device.
Bobs seismic semen blast had penetrated deeply into Mary’s abyss of a vagina.
by Cashpuller420 March 3, 2023
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chicken blast

when you sneak into a room with a box of chicken and blast it all over some douchebag, biscuits and wings fly everywhere.
person one: knocks on the door
person two: hello
person one: come closer
person two: huh
person one: flings the door open and throws the chicken
person one: BAAAAAMMMMM! YOUVE BEEN CHICKEN BLASTED SON!

everyone laughs.
by Deeznutssssss December 27, 2009
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Baja blast

Baja blasting is the act of one person taking a mouth full for baja blast and spitting it into another person's anus then the person pushes with force the baja blast back into the persons mouth.
by Lil jimmy 101 August 28, 2021
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block-blast rizz

Block blast rizz is that rizz only true block blast players have. Someone with block blast rizz could say “look, these blocks are perfect.. js like you” *treat me like white tee* or “The only block I wanna blast.. is yours” *don’t do me dirty*
Hey girl.. these blocks fit perfectly.. just like how I fit perfectly in you.. *block-blast rizz*
by S3roton1n January 11, 2025
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Blast

1. Similar to wicked, or lit.
2. Means to suck, or lame
1. I have a girlfriend. “That’s blast”
2. I can’t come to the party, “That’s blast” or “blast”
by Y/NonBlast October 11, 2019
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blast your ass

another phrase for “sorry to bother you” or “hate to inform you”
I don’t mean to blast your ass, but you should know that i cheated on you.
by poopyahole69 August 9, 2020
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