August Björnum

Mexican/Swedish people with enormous cocks. Often described as handsome, sexy and “godly in bed”

I met the Sexiest August Björnum at a party yesterday

by akademikern November 22, 2021

August 18th

August 18th is national show your boyfriend your knockers day

Boyfriend: heyyyyyyy it's August 18th you know what that means (fish) IT'S NATIONAL SHOW YOUR BOYFRIEND YOUR KNOCKERS DAY
Girlfriend: Jared I don't love you anymore stop texting this number

by LARSISCOOLYT August 18, 2024

august 7th

august 7th is jordan's birthday <3

"jordan's birthday is august 7th"

by L0veg0r3 August 4, 2021

2. August

National smash a glass day.

You can smash the glass anywhere. Even ur teachers face, or your bestfriends face. You get extra points if you do it on your siblings face.

"AY FRED COME HERE!" *Smashes a glass on his face* +2point "YOU FUCKIN BITCH!" *smashes a glass in his face too* +4points 2. August

by The real Vikstar123 October 13, 2022

August 10

it’s a day where you send your best friend(s) your best soapy tits pic

A:Hey, you know what today is?
B: It’s August 10th
A: Its also soapy tits pic day

by edgymofo May 5, 2024

August 11th

Send a naughty pic to whoever asks ;)

Hey look its August 11th..

Oh bet

by Ayyyoooo? August 10, 2021

August 12th

August 12th is national vodka day.

Person 1: “it’s august 12th”
Person 2; “omg I almost forgot!”
Person 1: “Let’s go get drunk on vodka and go make out with a hot dude from France in a club”

Person 2: “Yassss”

by feetlover28447483927 July 29, 2022