Alabama Health Care Provider

When your father gets a splinter in his finger so you suck his cock

A shit I need my Alabama Health Care Provider

by Ami Pond January 19, 2024

Alabama Sock

When you jizz in a sock and then proceed to piss in it. Once you have finished you may proceed to put it in the freezer. Leave it for 24 hours and then stick it up your ass. You have just created and Alabama sock

Dude, I just found Kyle’s Alabama sock

by Tractorboi April 06, 2021

alabama friends

Friends that have seen each other naked

John: Are you friends with Wyatt?

Chad: Absolutely! We’re Alabama friends.

John: Oh. We aren’t that close

by CB2K September 15, 2023

alabama tucker-noodle

When you tie your relative’s hands and feet together and then shove uncooked noodles into their rectal cavity, then proceed to remove it and eat it as she is giving you a blowjob.

Kaleb: Bro I had an Alabama Tucker-Noodle with my sister last night!
Quandale: No way dude so did I!

by BonahDrinkleyTheGigachad June 17, 2022

Alabama Long Sleeve

An Alabama Long Sleeve is the colloquial term for fisting a male, or sometimes a female, arsehole all the way to the elbow.

I saw Emma at the weekend and decided to put on my Alabama Long Sleeve

by Meredydd December 20, 2017

Alabama spit swap

When on man ejaculate into another mans urethra

Last night me and Donny we’re wrastlin and we gave each other the old Alabama spit swap

by Thicc shawty April 15, 2022

alabama rainforest

when ur sister chokeholds you and urinates in your mouth.

colin: omg sam i cant breathe
sam: have some hydration
colin: oh no im a victim of the alabama rainforest.

by alabamerrainforester August 06, 2022