DodecaHE-Jerk

When a man with multiple personality disorder has a wank and an episode at the same time and gets through 12 personalities before cumming on his grandma while yelling “BY THE POWER OF CUM ON YOUR GREYSKULL”

My mum caught me having a dodecaHE-jerk yesterday…. I say “caught me” but it was all nans idea.

by Lingtora August 13, 2024

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schrodingers jerk session

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When somebody is both jerkin it and not jerking at the same time they could have sticky hands while nobody knows

Bludbro: i think im jerking it but im not jerking it

Blawg: huhh well how do you know

Bludbro: idk i just feel it its like the schrodingers jerk session

by Testicleinspectorangelgoat December 20, 2024

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Jerk

the term "jerk" refers to a sex maneuver in which the female participant queefs on a piece of beef jerky, and then gives it to an unsuspecting male.

Yo bro, do you think that skanky bitch emily jerked all over this beef jerky?

Yeah bro, totally.

by SexGod92821021 August 3, 2023

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Shadow Jerking

Shadow jerking refers to the act of individuals (usually male) who masturbates while watching someone (usually female) on camera during a live stream on a social media platform (e.g., Discord), without revealing themselves on camera.

I'm telling you, she had no idea some viewers were shadow jerking during her late-night Discord stream.

by Mechmonkey64bit April 4, 2025

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