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knob job

A total pain in the ass. One whose attitudes and behaviors are negatively affecting a situation.
I can't stand hanging out with Peter today. That guy is being a real knob job.
by tecate April 14, 2006
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Dan Job

Performing sexual acts whilst discussing politics and the crisis of today's world.
Daniel gave me a dan job whilst we were in a heated debate about the current economic crisis.

daniel sex politics crisis job
by wickedelphie November 27, 2012
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iPod job

A type of job that is repetitive, redundant, and takes no talent at all. most common example would be sign twirling.
"Dude my sign twirling work is a drag, the only plus is it's a total iPod job"
by Bl-McC May 16, 2009
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Hack Job

(NOT A HIT JOB, IDIOTS)

Poorly-done attempt at a task. Can also be a person who does these kinds of things.
Guy1: Hey why did I tell Kim to finish painting the walls, and they are still not fucking done, after 4 hours?
Girl1: You hired a hack job.
by rfsniper May 18, 2018
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Grape Job

When a girl or boy stuffs their mouth and nose with grapes, and proceeds to give head to someone while having grapes in their mouth and nose to stimulate the receiving party.

One can give themselves a Grape Job, this would require them to remove a rib though.
She's a freak! She wanted to give me a grape job
by cumguzler25 October 23, 2019
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River Job

When a mans nut is transfered from one asshole to another with ones mouth.
Jim river jobbed me last night, it was weird.
by Aldtai May 14, 2011
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Job Shame

Condemning someone for working a lesser job, waitress, cashier, etc.
Ross job shamed Rachel as "just a waitress" when deciding whether or not to date her.
by Brook Byrnes May 23, 2015
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